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Break up ideas??
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| Ivand |
my gf just told me she cheated on me.. so, if im breaking up with i may have some fun with it..
best one so far:
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you have to tell her
`r says:
look..
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me and you have had a great time together
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but after this
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i dont know if i can trust you
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because we're gonna get into a lot of fights
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and my mom will get scared
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and say you moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. |
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| Sunsnail |
Get back together, then cheat on her... then tell her you cheated on her...
or act like an adult :p |
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| Yan |
Nice touch. :stongue:
Surely you should include the Monster Mash somewhere?
And how about Reeses Puffs Cereal? |
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| djmaxima |
break up with her meanwhile ing her...
just pull your dick out all of the sudden and say
" sorry it's over " and then leave and never call or anything lollll |
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| Spacey Orange |
| i hate to break it to you, but she already beat you to the punch, you just haven't realized it. |
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Get back together, then cheat on her... then tell her you cheated on her...
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| quote: | Originally posted by djmaxima
break up with her meanwhile ing her...
just pull your dick out all of the sudden and say
" sorry it's over " and then leave and never call or anything lollll |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
`r says:
me and you have had a great time together
`r says:
but after this
`r says:
i dont know if i can trust you
`r says:
because we're gonna get into a lot of fights
`r says:
and my mom will get scared
`r says:
and say you moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. |
That would be like the 10 hit combo with a fatality of breakups. |
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| Spacey Orange |
if you really want to get back at her, do everything in your power to maker her fall in love with you again. but don't do it in a psycho way, or desperate way but in a cool collected way so she won't catch on to your nefarious scheme and then drop the bomb in the worst possible way for her.
this is what i would do. make plans with her, make her change her job or quit school, make her ditch something important to her, her education, major, her career, something that she'll feel for being such a whore. let her believe that you're the love of her life. lie about everything if you have to. get a second job, borrow money, cars, whatever, but wrap her around your finger. only after she has crossed the point of no return, when she's given something up of value, do you then drop the bomb. |
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| EvilTree |
| Ivand, are you actually going to break up with this chick? |
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| mezzir |
act like you're really really hurt and tell her you found out, sit her down, and be like i baked you this cake as a show of goodwill hoping we can start in anew from here :gsmile:
and then get her to have some, she'll have to. except make sure to save up for a few days and put copious amounts of semen in the cake
a good way to make it better would be fix something (cake or otherwise) that you can come up with a reason to not eat it (lactose intollerant, upset stomach that day or w/e) and get her to bring it home and share with her friends/family
that'd be win
cause i realized getting her to eat semen is something you've probably done before
so yeah, get her friends and family to eat sum
delishus semen |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
if you really want to get back at her, do everything in your power to maker her fall in love with you again. but don't do it in a psycho way, or desperate way but in a cool collected way so she won't catch on to your nefarious scheme and then drop the bomb in the worst possible way for her.
this is what i would do. make plans with her, make her change her job or quit school, make her ditch something important to her, her education, major, her career, something that she'll feel for being such a whore. let her believe that you're the love of her life. lie about everything if you have to. get a second job, borrow money, cars, whatever, but wrap her around your finger. only after she has crossed the point of no return, when she's given something up of value, do you then drop the bomb. |
What in the hell. That's far too much effort to be worth it.
| quote: | Originally posted by mezzir
act like you're really really hurt and tell her you found out, sit her down, and be like i baked you this cake as a show of goodwill hoping we can start in anew from here :gsmile:
and then get her to have some, she'll have to. except make sure to save up for a few days and put copious amounts of semen in the cake
a good way to make it better would be fix something (cake or otherwise) that you can come up with a reason to not eat it (lactose intollerant, upset stomach that day or w/e) and get her to bring it home and share with her friends/family
that'd be win
cause i realized getting her to eat semen is something you've probably done before
so yeah, get her friends and family to eat sum
delishus semen |
:wtf:
Get some sleep man! |
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| epic lulz |
Six words:
It's ok, I had herpes anyways. |
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