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Short ppl @ the club.
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| Aristronica |
I'm not saying midgets... per-say.
But shorties, like 5 ft. and under. You bitches must have a hard-ass time at the club. Probably get straight stomped on sometimes, if there's enough of a crowd. (And let's not get sentimental, I'm only calling you bitches because I don't know you individually).
So anyway, I was wondering how a short person feels at the club, and do you have a tough time dancing etc. Especially as a dude I'm assuming it'd be hard to get down with a chick unless she's your height and whatnot. Although you can probably breakdance like a mother****** with a low center of gravity.
LOL I just got a really funny image in my head of a 5' dude dancing with like a 5' 11" chick and trying to grind up on her ass... and his face is in her spine and dick around her thighs. ha ha.
COR Version: short people - how's life? |
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| trewqy |
I feel sorry for short people(guys). I reallly really do.
I'm not saying u cant live a good life but I'd probably think taller people have a much more "fun" life.
I mean its great being tall. Especially in the clubs. I'm about 6'1 and girls tend to notice the taller ones more(like duh).Besides when ur taller, people give way to u.
I've never seen a person shorter than 5' before in a club.Ever.Even for girls I think.Probably they'll be wearing high heels. |
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| narcism |
being short has its perks, like elbowing people in the groin accidentally on purpose.
Also means when your at a huge party you can weave in and out of the crowd and get to where your wanting to go quicker :p |
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| Aristronica |
short chicks are fun in bed tho i'll tell you that, i'm pushing 6' 4" lately and it's just awesome to be able to toss someone around like that (if they're in the 5' 3" to 5' 5" range).
oooopp there i got making this a sex thread. lol. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
being short has its perks, like elbowing people in the groin accidentally on purpose.
Also means when your at a huge party you can weave in and out of the crowd and get to where your wanting to go quicker :p |
what about ordering at the bar, that must suck a bit if it's a tall one. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
I feel sorry for short people(guys). I reallly really do.
I'm not saying u cant live a good life but I'd probably think taller people have a much more "fun" life. |
I think that's bull. Not saying cause I'm short (I'm not). It's just that people are used to being what they are.
Anyone over 5 ft should be fine and can go about enjoying life just like any other guy. |
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| trewqy |
I wanna be taller:( .
my scoliosis..I could be like ur height now! I've tried everything from hanging upside downs to doing a gillion pull ups.
Anyways yep..small chicks with SMALL waists are the best.DAMN I LOVE SMALL WAISTS.Makes me feel like I'm filling their whole bod with my dick. They're easy to carry around compared to the taller ones.:p |
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| trewqy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
I think that's bull. Not saying cause I'm short (I'm not). It's just that people are used to being what they are. Anyone over 5 ft should be fine. |
I have a buddy back in my college dorm whos 5ft. He walks around in tip toes whenever he walks and always makes fun of other people..probably because hes short. And people dont make fun of him and yet he bullies those nerdy kids.
Now i know natures not fair to him, but because of this, hes not the most popular guy in campus, not because hes short...but because hes rude. |
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| narcism |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
what about ordering at the bar, that must suck a bit if it's a tall one. |
who buys their own drinks :haha: |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | | taller people have a much more "fun" life. |
I'm 6'5. I don't really see how it's more fun. It was always awkward at dances in high school, and I definitely think it affected my ability to feel part of a group. Especially in a crowd where I am always looking at people's head-tops, kind of makes you an observer.
that being said, I like being tall. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
I have a buddy back in my college dorm whos 5ft. He walks around in tip toes whenever he walks and always makes fun of other people..probably because hes short. And people dont make fun of him and yet he bullies those nerdy kids.
Now i know natures not fair to him, but because of this, hes not the most popular guy in campus, not because hes short...but because hes rude. |
Looks like he's having an inferiority complex. Either that, or he's a twat by nature. Hard to put that down on height though.
My sister's just over 5 feet. LOL. But she's never had any complex AFAIK. It's all about attitude I guess. |
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| Ian |
| I'm one of the shortest ukta guys. it's fun having a conversation where everyone is above you. Luckily there's a few who're not too much bigger than me, Sy is about 1-2" taller, coup wasn't much taller, and Mikey didn't seem too tall, but some like gibbo, fundamental (joe) and Jay are reet tall |
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