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Short ppl @ the club. (pg. 5)
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| Aristronica |
fact - Dinaric Alps have some tall mother******s. |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| quote: | Originally posted by ikhouvanu
:stongue: Man I just KNEW someone was going to post that video eventually. |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
Thanks for posting that song :gsmile: |
back when i was in high school, i was one of the shorter guys in the class(jock high school). I remember enjoying this song, because i could totally relate to the guy. Wishing i was taller .... wishing i was a baller ... wishing i had a girl who looked good so i could call her .... :( |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
I'm not saying midgets... per-say.
But shorties, like 5 ft. and under. You bitches must have a hard-ass time at the club. Probably get straight stomped on sometimes, if there's enough of a crowd. (And let's not get sentimental, I'm only calling you bitches because I don't know you individually).
So anyway, I was wondering how a short person feels at the club, and do you have a tough time dancing etc. Especially as a dude I'm assuming it'd be hard to get down with a chick unless she's your height and whatnot. Although you can probably breakdance like a mother****** with a low center of gravity.
LOL I just got a really funny image in my head of a 5' dude dancing with like a 5' 11" chick and trying to grind up on her ass... and his face is in her spine and dick around her thighs. ha ha.
COR Version: short people - how's life? |
Me being probably the shortest male TA standing at 5'1.
Ill let you know short people do just fine at a club. To an extent we are not different from you. Lifes fine. As far as things go, size has not been used as a disadvantage in my case. But instead use to an advantage.
I am this way and have just as many things to bring to the table as those taller. Your right gravity doesnt hold us down, i can bring females down to there knees just fine.
Only do short people high five each other up and down bitch!:toothless |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
Me being probably the shortest male TA standing at 5'1.
Ill let you know short people do just fine at a club. To an extent we are not different from you. Lifes fine. As far as things go, size has not been used as a disadvantage in my case. But instead use to an advantage.
I am this way and have just as many things to bring to the table as those taller. Your right gravity doesnt hold us down, i can bring females down to there knees just fine.
Only do short people high five each other up and down bitch!:toothless |
ok, none of that actually says anything. How about some examples?
and the last part does even make sense, what do you mean hi five up and down? |
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| Frenchie |
| We're so short that when we high five it's still low??:conf: |
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| chimera66 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Getting through crowds is easier. someone just grabs your hands and you fly through the people. You can sneak around if you have to. I'd rather be short than tall. |
I'm 5'6" and I can weave through people like a pro :D. I used to wish I were taller but really who wants to be a really tall girl? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
We're so short that when we high five it's still low??:conf: |
:happy2: |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
ok, none of that actually says anything. How about some examples?
and the last part does even make sense, what do you mean hi five up and down? |
For example i can walk into a room and have everyones eyes on me. Just cause of the fact that im short. This comes to me as an advantage, and quiet honestly enjoy this atttention. Same thing goes at a club, i will go in there and for the most part every single bitch there will notice me for the same reason. Thats where females come in, especially the attention whores: they love being seen dancing by me. And its always the tall ones for some reason.
Theres nothing better than walking out of a club with a taller famale right behind you. hahha. :) |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
For example i can walk into a room and have everyones eyes on me. Just cause of the fact that I'm short. This comes to me as an advantage, and quiet honestly enjoy this attention. Same thing goes at a club, i will go in there and for the most part every single bitch there will notice me. Thats where females come in, especially the attention whores: they love being seen dancing by me. And its always the tall ones for some reason.
Theres nothing better than walking out of a club with a taller female right behind you. hahha. :) |
Only if she has a collar and leash on her. |
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| ASFSE |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
For example i can walk into a room and have everyones eyes on me. Just cause of the fact that im short. This comes to me as an advantage, and quiet honestly enjoy this atttention. Same thing goes at a club, i will go in there and for the most part every single bitch there will notice me for the same reason. Thats where females come in, especially the attention whores: they love being seen dancing by me. And its always the tall ones for some reason.
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do you stare at yourself in the mirror for fun? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
I'm not saying midgets... per-say.
But shorties, like 5 ft. and under. You bitches must have a hard-ass time at the club. Probably get straight stomped on sometimes, if there's enough of a crowd. (And let's not get sentimental, I'm only calling you bitches because I don't know you individually).
So anyway, I was wondering how a short person feels at the club, and do you have a tough time dancing etc. Especially as a dude I'm assuming it'd be hard to get down with a chick unless she's your height and whatnot. Although you can probably breakdance like a mother****** with a low center of gravity.
LOL I just got a really funny image in my head of a 5' dude dancing with like a 5' 11" chick and trying to grind up on her ass... and his face is in her spine and dick around her thighs. ha ha.
COR Version: short people - how's life? |
i'm 5'10, and i've had problems with guys taller than me (like 6'6). it sucks when you at a normal heigh, and you get elbowed in the face by some giant. :( |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Only if she has a collar and leash on her. |
adavantage. rawr!!!
| quote: | Originally posted by ASFSE
do you stare at yourself in the mirror for fun? |
No.
One of the things is people think your actually younger that your actually are. Right now, this is not to effective due to the fact that im already in my younger stages. When i get older i see me using just that to my adavantage. Younger Females. :wtf: :thepirate
One of the best things is and every short person will agree with me clothes and is much cheaper for us. :)
Theres comes times when being shorter does have its disadvantages but you just learn to work around it. Just like anyone with a problem/disadvantage. they work your way around it. |
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