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DAMNIT! why?! (pg. 3)
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| ballmouse |
well if you see her, at least you'll find out if she likes you for who you are, not what you look like.
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| Inertia |
| stop believing things ugly people say to make other ugly people think they have a chance. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| Damn you have crappy luck today. How is it now? |
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| Inertia |
it's like 1% better...
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edit: "today" is an understatement.  |
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| noikeee |
| wear a gas mask and say there's an anthrax threat. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
it's like 1% better...
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:wtf: I really don't know what to tell you. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fl@k Monkey
What is it with you people
"OMG This happened!" .. "I know! rather than the logical, quickest thing and going to a doctor.. I'll go post my story on a public forum for help"
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| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
You're an idiot. Ant bites do not require medical treatment. |
I could see that situation...
"So, what is wrong?"
"I was bitten by an ant, and my lip is swollen. I wanna get lucky, so I need it to go away. Can you help me?"
"Ummm... you're a ing retard and probably wouldn't be able to get laid either way, so just go home and forget that girl ever existed."
*shoves him out of the doctors office*
*guy cries*
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
stop believing things ugly people say to make other ugly people think they have a chance. |
I lolled :)
Anyway, rubbing alcohol should help, and if you want the swelling to go away, preperation H may be of assistance. |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
yeah, go seeing any doc for this would be kind of stupid. my parents aren't even worried, they just laughed a bit cause i look like a retard. i'm kind of laughing on the inside too, if this didn't make me lose a great chance.
i will destroy any ant i ever see again. ****s.
and DR medicine... let's not get into that. let's just say the medicine in DR is like food in Somalia. |
oh come on healthcare isnt so bad if you have insurance |
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| Inertia |
prep H? is that a joke? ain't that hemorrhoid cream?
| quote: | Originally posted by noikeee
wear a gas mask and say there's an anthrax threat. |
yeah, that is definitely the most sexy idea. |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ivand
oh come on healthcare isnt so bad if you have insurance |
yeah man, we got some great doctors here ivan. you just ing fail to remember we happen to be around the top 2% of the population in this country, and even then, it's expensive. we went to private schools, we're in college.
so, the gross of DR doesn't really have it that easy. when you consider the percentage of people that live in complete misery and die of easily curable/treatable diseases. |
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| bubble |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some ing ants in my SunChips and one ING BIT MY LIP. my lip is now ing swollen, has a ing ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as ing hell cannot look like this.
what can i do? will this be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY ING MOUTH. :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
help me. :( |
what is a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance? |
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| Ivand |
| no time to get all mother theresa on us ronald, worry about your lip not about the million haitians dieing in our hospitals |
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