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DAMNIT! why?! (pg. 4)
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
prep H? is that a joke? ain't that hemorrhoid cream?
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Not a joke.
It is a hemorrhoid cream, but it is known to help reduce swelling.
Try it if you can. |
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| bubble |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Not a joke.
It is a hemorrhoid cream, i use it all the time to help reduce swelling.
Try it if you can. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Were you srsly eating SunChips? :wtf: |
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| Inertia |
| sun chips own you mother******s. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
sun chips own you mother******s. |
I concur. |
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| kadomony |
Thanks, ants.
Thants.
Write that down in your copybook now. |
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| Inertia |
i must say i do prefer the antless type. :(
on a brighter note, i got some cream my mom uses for allergic reactions and stuff like that, the swelling has evened out on the sides of the bite, so instead of having a ing BALL protruding from my upper lip, a larger area is swollen. it can pass off for me getting popped in a boxing match, so that's better. if i do even go see this girl, she knows i'm into combat sports, so she might buy it. "i got bit by an ant on my mouth" just sounds like weird bs. |
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| ballmouse |
| why do you have to lie to her. |
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| wotyzoid |
| Don't bite it or scratch it, it will only get worse. Besides that there is not much you can do I guess.. |
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| Inertia |
not her, just anyone that asks in general.
"dude... wtf?"
"dude... i got bit."
"by what?"
"an ant."
"how the hell did that happen?"
"well, you see, i had gotten home late from...... ....and i hadnt eaten much for dinner.... .... so at 4am i went downstairs.... ...and it was covered in ants!.... ...and so my lip is swollen."
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"dude... wtf?"
"was boxing yesterday. got popped nice."
i did happen to be boxing yesterday, only i didn't really get hit in the mouth. |
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| ikhouvanu |
| You're screwed if she's on TA. |
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| Akridrot |
Lesson Learned:
Never do ANYTHING that could alter your appearance in a negative way before a big date. |
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