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The Elderly Files
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| PurpleHaze |
So I was walking down the sidewalk today, skies are cloudy, traffic flying by and I see a bike laying on the grass and some ruffling going on in the bushes and I dared myself to go investigate furthur
Turns out it's an old man, in his 80s at least...I mean he was wrinkly as hell, his hair was whiter than snow and he was wearing clothes that probably were made in the 40s or 50s and were pretty damn faded and he was also wearing what looked like a helmet made out of styrofome (sp?).
I asked him if he was ok because he seemed lost and he turned around and his face was dripping with red fluid - I thought "omg he's eating a dead animal or something ed like that" and then he opened up his palms and asked me if I wanted any wild berries in this very demonic/creepy voice. I told him no I just ate but I asked him if he wanted any help or a cigarette or something and he replied with "can you help me back on my bike - I need to get to London".
I grabbed his bike, gave him directions and told him to give me a call when he gets there and wished him luck. I told him to check out a few places while he was there and he thanked me, his name is Walter. What a ing champ.
Anywways I've dubbed this the "elderly files" thread because im sure some of u have some crazy stories involving weird things that old ppl have done so lets hear them.
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| loca |
Not my personal experience but this lady that was on the rocket with me today (you learn so much on there) was talking to her friend about this one guy. Apparently this lady works at an elderly home and this old dude decided to try to escape wearing NOTHING below the waist. He almost made it out too before they caught him.
That traumatized me a little, the last thing i want to see when i'm out is an old half nekkid man. |
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| geroin |
| i thought it said The Elderly Flies |
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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
I <3 GUV MAIN ROOM |
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| Knox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
I <3 GUV MAIN ROOM |
EWWWWW......
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| Cribby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
I <3 AFRICAN RED BUSH |
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| Knox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
I <3 AFRICAN RED BUSH |
you ARE an AFRICAN RED BUSH....snatch head... |
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| Cribby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
Did you just see my African Snatch?! |
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| Knox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
Did you just see my African Snatch? |
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| Cribby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Knox
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Green is better than red! |
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| PurpleHaze |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cribby
Stefan's snatch is prettier than mine |
:eek: :eek: hmmmmmmmm I knew it!:haha: |
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