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you have to read this thread ( this is why i love tota)
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| Vivid Boy |
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...7&forumid=12&s=
pms i got :
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me@t k@tie wrote on Today 16:06:
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Vivid Boy wrote on Yesterday 23:40:
not the first deer i killed. i hunt. ask rod rico im known for killing animals. i once strangled a wild dog to death on a camping trip.
im a man of nature. love to camp love to hunt
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me@t k@tie wrote on Today 02:58:
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Vivid Boy wrote on Today 20:38:
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me@t k@tie wrote on Today 01:37:
Did this seriously happen? Or were you joking. :P
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no it happened. i ed him up good
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and are you proud of this?
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There is a difference between hunting a deer with a .22 and running over its head with your car
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| Omega_M |
| I hope you got that call from SPCA. |
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| tubularbills |
| so much drama in the real world :( |
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| Silky Johnson |
| What about skillton?? We haven't had a troll like that since d!abolic...or Party Princess! Good times. |
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| jonSun |
| awesome story eric :stongue: |
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| woscar99 |
| Should make a good South Park episode :stongue: |
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| Akridrot |
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So i was driving back from a buddies cottage on sunday night. it was like 9 pm and i was on the 400. Pitch black. i got a car full of drunkin friends and we're in around mooning cars as we drive by typical drunkin . I'm telling a joke facing my friend in my backseat (stupid me should have had my eyes on the road) and when i turn back. I see 2 in deer on the road. I slam on the gas and swerve missed one deer but i cracked one in the nose. the dder went flying. i stop the car on the side im like "Holy i just cracked a in deer!". i get out of the car and check out my car huge in dent on my drivers side fender. . I see the deer on the ground and the other one near it looking at it. we walk over and the one deer runs off. we get closer to the dder and notice the bugger is still alive. hes laying their limp on the ground bleeding on the ground looking at us with these blank eyes. we poke it a few times with this branch we found to make sure its alive. it reacts with a moan so we knew it was alive. we all felt sorry for it and decided we should take it out of its misery because it was basically almost dead but we didnt have anything to end its loife with. i figured it had a broken neck from the impact and if we moved it it would probably pass away. so i tried moving it but those things are heavy. my friends and all started trying to move it and it gave this loud cry. it was still alive. so my friend Mike kicked it once in the head thinking it would put it over. it did but moan a bit. so we all started kicking it in the head trying to end its poor life. so here we are 9 pm at night middle of the 400 beating the out of this deer. we're all tkaing turns kicking it in the face. my friend comes with a branch he found in the woods and starts whacking it in the head. we stop hitting it and see if its dead. once it again its still moaning! so we started beating it some more and thats when i grab the in stick from kmy friend and jabb it in the in eye. Like i in lodged this mother****** right in there i was hoping it hit his brain. but still not dead. so now we got this branch lodged in its in eye and it wont come out and its yelping like an old man taking a brick . we kickit a fewmore times and i finally got the idea just to run over its head with my car. so we line up the car with the wheel right before its head and i hit the gas. and the damn thing wont go over. its head is too big. so i get everyone to jump in my car and i back up and take a running start at it. cruunch. i dont know if its still alive but ill tell u one thing i had to go thru the damn car wash twice to get the blood off.
ed up end to a ed up weekend. what did u guys do this weekend? |
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So i was driving back from a buddies cottage on sunday night. it was like 9 pm and i was on the 400. Pitch black. i got a car full of drunkin friends and we're in around mooning cars as we drive by typical drunkin .
I'm telling a joke facing my friend in my backseat (stupid me should have had my eyes on the road) and when i turn back. I see 2 in deer on the road. I slam on the gas and swerve missed one deer but i cracked one in the nose. the dder went flying. i stop the car on the side im like "Holy i just cracked a in deer!". i get out of the car and check out my car huge in dent on my drivers side fender. . I see the deer on the ground and the other one near it looking at it.
we walk over and the one deer runs off. we get closer to the dder and notice the bugger is still alive. hes laying their limp on the ground bleeding on the ground looking at us with these blank eyes. we poke it a few times with this branch we found to make sure its alive. it reacts with a moan so we knew it was alive. we all felt sorry for it and decided we should take it out of its misery because it was basically almost dead but we didnt have anything to end its loife with.
i figured it had a broken neck from the impact and if we moved it it would probably pass away. so i tried moving it but those things are heavy. my friends and all started trying to move it and it gave this loud cry. it was still alive. so my friend Mike kicked it once in the head thinking it would put it over. it did but moan a bit. so we all started kicking it in the head trying to end its poor life. so here we are 9 pm at night middle of the 400 beating the out of this deer.
we're all tkaing turns kicking it in the face. my friend comes with a branch he found in the woods and starts whacking it in the head. we stop hitting it and see if its dead. once it again its still moaning! so we started beating it some more and thats when i grab the in stick from kmy friend and jabb it in the in eye.
Like i in lodged this mother****** right in there i was hoping it hit his brain. but still not dead. so now we got this branch lodged in its in eye and it wont come out and its yelping like an old man taking a brick . we kickit a fewmore times and i finally got the idea just to run over its head with my car.
so we line up the car with the wheel right before its head and i hit the gas. and the damn thing wont go over. its head is too big. so i get everyone to jump in my car and i back up and take a running start at it. cruunch. i dont know if its still alive but ill tell u one thing i had to go thru the damn car wash twice to get the blood off.
ed up end to a ed up weekend. what did u guys do this weekend? |
kill a deer; write an essay about it |
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| Akridrot |
| that was a pretty cruel story, btw |
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| wwu.punisher |
The funny... is missing.
You're a sick , Vivid. |
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| idoru |
| I don't know if it's because I'm beyond tired or what, but I just got tears from laughing. Funniest story anyone has posted in ages. :stongue: |
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| Vivid Boy |
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I don't know if it's because I'm beyond tired or what, but I just got tears from laughing. Funniest story anyone has posted in ages. :stongue: |
its one of the funniest stories ive made up in ages lol |
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