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So what exactly is Miracle Whip?
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| Ted Promo |
| Besides the most sinful tasting condiment I can possibly imagine? |
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| Zoso |
| Miracle Whip is a salad dressing and sandwich spread that was invented in Salem, Illinois at Max Crosset's Cafe. It was originally called Max Crossett's X-tra Fine Salad Dressing. Crosset sold it to Kraft Foods in 1931 for $300 (approximately $4000 in 2006 dollars)[1][2] Kraft still manufactures it today. It is advertised as having the taste of mayonnaise with half the fat. Kraft Foods has recently changed the formula of Miracle Whip. This "new formula" utilizes less soybean oil, making for a "water-based" Miracle Whip. |
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| Ted Promo |
| Since when did they release the dossier concerning the proposed miracle? |
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| gehzumteufel |
| miracle whip is all kinds of nasty. |
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| tubularbills |
way better than mayo.
don't forget the zip! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| Miracle whip is nasty... Mayo or nothin' |
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| Frenchie |
| I can't eat a sandwich without it. I don't do butter or margarine so it's got to be miracle whip. Hellmann's is only for my fries. |
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| Abercrombie |
| I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift. |
Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man. ;) |
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| Gen3r4l1ty |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man. ;) |
lol +1.
I always thought Miracle Whip tasted like expired mayonnaise tbh. |
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| xtr3m |
Best I could find...
| quote: | miracle whips
It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip".
When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!!
I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips. |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=miracle+whips |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
miracle whip is all kinds of nasty. |
Right there with ya. |
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