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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
Don't you just hate when the phrase 'experts' is used in some stupid study or survey...some examples:
"Experts reveal that it is not the fault of the person who is obese, but rather the government".
"In a study, experts have stated that eating bacon can lead to cancer".
"Experts report that drinking excess alcohol can damage your health".
Let's put an end to these 'experts' being trotted out, most of these university space-wasters aren't even experts at being alive yet... |
I would hate this even moar:
"A group of mentally retarded people reveal that it is not the fault of the person who is obese, but rather the government".
"In a study, inexperienced researchers have stated that eating bacon can lead to cancer".
"A person who stayed at a holiday inn express reports that drinking excess alcohol can damage your health". |
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| The Drow |
oh stop bitching already and start being an expert in something.
then u'll see.
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| Silky Johnson |
| My god, why is everything so ing funny today??? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Yeah, I like when 'experts' determine statistics for companies for their advertising campaigns, but then you see that these 'experts' are actually just employees of this company.
SCIENCE IS DEAD.
HUMANITY IS OVERRATED!
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| Silky Johnson |
| Jesus. Settle down, you ing nutbar. |
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| iclone |
no , it's like this guy* doing donuts in front of the bedrock tent trying to teach me how to dance:
*disclaimerdisclaimerdisclaimeryeahimgoingtohellalready |
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| DjDeComp |
| everyone is an expert |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
Don't you just hate when the phrase 'experts' is used in some stupid study or survey...some examples:
"Experts reveal that it is not the fault of the person who is obese, but rather the government".
"In a study, experts have stated that eating bacon can lead to cancer".
"Experts report that drinking excess alcohol can damage your health".
Let's put an end to these 'experts' being trotted out, most of these university space-wasters aren't even experts at being alive yet... |
you obviously haven't spent enough time in the general company of relative experts. what WOULD you call people who spend at least a 1/3 of their life conducting research, experimentation and study?
when you go to the hospital, would you prefer to be operated on by the surgeon or the cleaner? ;) |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
you obviously haven't spent enough time in the general company of relative experts. what WOULD you call people who spend at least a 1/3 of their life conducting research, experimentation and study?
when you go to the hospital, would you prefer to be operated on by the surgeon or the cleaner? ;) |
Depends on how fit the cleaner is ;)
And I'm talking about experts being trotted out to state the obvious...and I doubt half these tossers have spent 1/3 of their lives studying, most of them are still arsing around at university and blowing their student loan... |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by RickyM
Depends on how fit the cleaner is ;)
And I'm talking about experts being trotted out to state the obvious...and I doubt half these tossers have spent 1/3 of their lives studying, most of them are still arsing around at university and blowing their student loan... |
I see you are not an expert on experts...:mad: |
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| RickyM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I see you are not an expert on experts...:mad: |
That's some expert advice ;) |
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