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| TranceGiant |
There's always gotta be a ing catch.
Good news: I get to know this girl, approchaed her out of the blue in a fairly semi-drunk-cheerful mood in a club. Turns out she's a tourist from Brazil, extremely breathtakingly attractive (in a blonde Gisele Bündchen way, not Adriana Lima style), from what I gathered throughout the conversation/dance she's working on some projects in Africa. She was there with some friends, all of them possibly extracted from Victoria's Secret's latest calender...one French, one Italian.
ANYWAY, to my surprise, against all rules, she even sent me this super deep philosophical good night sms that night. Ever since we've been in contact and about to meet tomorrow. Now here comes the catch: Apparently, things cannot be too perfect and it slowly becomes apparent that she's either in some weird esoteric sect or some ort of a super model missionary for poor Africans. My brother gets those "I'll say a prayer for your soul" SMS's by her sis, and she herself just wrote this huge message about the shining jewels that are created by HIS love and so on. She also said she'd introduce me to her friend "Grace" tomorrow. LOL, that's ing freaky.
COR Version: Hot girl, apparently religious psychopath. Suggestions? |
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| BTG |
| just say you saved her from a life of sin and no blowjobs. |
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| TranceGiant |
| I definitely agree, that's not the question here. The question is whether tomorrow's gonna be a 2 on 1 brainwash session on the meaning of life and soul - for which I'm not willing to waste my time on - or Brazilian/French sandwich which - believe me - might make me yell a "Hallelujah" to be heard even in your Australian street. |
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| eROs.au |
| Just make sure that Bene Gesserit witch doesn't imprint you. |
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| Lira |
Seduce her. If it doesn't work, tell her you're Jewish.
Something has got to happen :D
edit: Did you ask her what city she's from? |
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| TranceGiant |
I pulled the "Jew" card already, which is in retrospective probably what did the trick in the first place, lol. It's just a pitty, since I thought that great talk with her was really special, and now it turns out it might've been a by-heart repetition of some freaky sect bible :eek:
Lira, you don't know about a secret Brazilian hot-girl-soul-abduction-society by any chance?
edit: shementioned some village, couldn't remember. None of the big ones though, and she's been in J'burg for the last 5 years anyway. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
Lira, you don't know about a secret Brazilian hot-girl-soul-abduction-society by any chance? |
Yeah, that's the Ford Models branch in Southern Brazil :D
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceGiant
edit: shementioned some village, couldn't remember. None of the big ones though, and she's been in J'burg for the last 5 years anyway. |
hmm... the probability of her being a religious freak has just increased 15% :p
It's quite common for these people to travel abroad sponsored by their church. But, I could be wrong, I hope :D |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
So if you don't know about her cult... ask about it. She may very well be crazy, but I can't understand why guys don't find that attractive. at first, that is. :P
but it's not like you will know her for very long anyways, right? |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by eROs.au
Just make sure that Bene Gesserit witch doesn't imprint you. |
LOL!
Well, I don't think you have enough info to see what this chick is made out of. It's one date. So go see if she's a nutcase or not.
If she's Brazillian, most likely she's Catholic and we all know what Catholics are like sometimes :p |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
If she's Brazillian, most likely she's Catholic and we all know what Catholics are like sometimes :p |
Actually, it's the other way around here: Protestants are way crazier than your average Catholic, in every possible sense :D |
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| Fledz |
| She's Brazilian. Run in the opposite direction. |
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