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Funny things that happened to you when you were a kid
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| Playa24_7 |
I was thinking back about some funny things that happened to me when I was at kid, and I'm wondering what other peoples stories are!
Once when I was like 7 years old, riding my bike back from my friends house a block away, and my pants some how got stuck in the gears of my bike, so much so, that the bike stopped going lol. I tried to get it out but couldn't get it. So I started crying, and dragging my bike bit by bit, all the way to my house lol. My dads in the driveway doing something with the car and hears me bawling. He runs over and sees me with my pants half way down, dragging my bike beside me lol. So he gets it all untangled and I go inside lol. All I had to do was backpedal the bike and they would have came out lol.
Another time, I was like 10, and took my dog outside on the lease for a walk. Our dog was a half german shepherd, half collie, so pretty big. I decided to get on my bike, putting the lease around the left handle bar, so the dog could run and pull me as we went. So we started going and the dog starts seriously running, and I'm on this little bike flying road the sidewalk not knowing what to do. I look up and see a telephone pole coming, so I try to steer away from it but the dog had too much power pulling me where he wanted to go. So the dog goes on the right side of the pole, I go on the left, the lease goes taught, and I get thrown from my bike lol. Then the dog gets loose and starts running away, so I go running after it down the sidewalk lol. |
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| Abercrombie |
| My childhood memories of my BB gun while growing up summers in Vermont beccon me. |
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| Dave Akermanis |
Once when I was in grade 2, we were sitting around in class on the carpet for story time...
Well anyhow, you know how carpet has those little bundles of fibers? For whatever reason, I decided that it would be a good idea to shove some in my nose. lol...
So the carpet gets stuck in my nose and I started freaking out and causing a scene until finally it just shot out of my nose...
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| jsibilin |
| i remember being around 12 and going out for halloween. I decided to dress up as batman and loved having the idea fo a cape! so I then decide to start my trickortreatin at my friends house a few blocks away. I didn't want to walk so i took my bike. I got half way there when i saw my cape wiping in the wind,, then all of a sudden i slow down a bit, and my cape gets caught in my back tire and i go flying backwards of my bike,, didn't hurt but what a stupid idea! |
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| Dr. DAS |
Lots of bike stories...
When I was 8 I was told by this bigger kid (who developed into the neighbourhood bully)to stick my feet into the from fork of my bike instead of using the brakes to stop. I did it at full speed and flew over the handlebars, requiring 10 stiches on my chin.
Growing up, there were always new construction sites to play in. We didn't like them tearing up all our forests and play fields so my friends and I went out every evening and pulled the surveyor's markers out of the ground, convinced they would give up trying to build. After a month of this we decided to 'break out the big guns' and we threw a smoke bomb into the office trailer, hoping the ensuing sprinkler deluge would ruin thier files. It turned out to be a storage trailer and ended up causing a small fire. The fire dept called the police upon realising what had started it and they just followed our boot-prints through the muddy field, right to my street - where we were still playing outside in our muddy shoes.
I rode my bike down Hwy 6, from Waterdown (South from Hwy 5), down a really long, really steep hill....on the gravel shoulder. I managed to recover from two potentially life threatening wipe-outs by bunny-hopping my front wheel out of the gravel's influence and back to it's downhill position. When I got to the bottom I jammed on the brakes, which started to smoke. When I got off to check them out I noticed I didn't have a bolt holding my front wheel to the fork and the life-saving bunny-hops could easily have sent me flying into the path of a downhill semi. |
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| Playa24_7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jsibilin
i remember being around 12 and going out for halloween. I decided to dress up as batman and loved having the idea fo a cape! so I then decide to start my trickortreatin at my friends house a few blocks away. I didn't want to walk so i took my bike. I got half way there when i saw my cape wiping in the wind,, then all of a sudden i slow down a bit, and my cape gets caught in my back tire and i go flying backwards of my bike,, didn't hurt but what a stupid idea! |
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| sweds00 |
| I stuck a pencil under my buddy's ass and when he sat down the led got stuck in his ass cheek. He then proceded to punch me right in the eyeball. I got the last laugh when he had to go the the hospital to get the led out and get checked for poisoning. This was in like grade 4. |
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| eRRaTiK |
and one time, at band camp...
you know it's interesting. I seem to recall quite a few "bad" experiences as a child but I'm struggling with funny moments. |
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| jchung52 |
hehe man my childhood was quite a mix up of lots of things. i was the really good nerdy kid but every once in a while i would do really bad things to counter it. lol i almost died many times as well. im actually thinking of writing memoirs.
some funny things in elementary school
- 2nd week of kindergarten i get put in the "blue book" for getting in a 5 person brawl. lol
- grade 2 broke a classroom window with a chunk of ice
- grade 5 i was in a gifted enrichment class thing and our class had the password for non-student access to the computers. I proceeded to tell students outside of my class the password and the whole system got messed up cuz other kids were deleting things/whatever.
whole bunch more but all i can recall at the moment |
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| Playa24_7 |
| Me and my brother had a snow fort on our front lawn one winter, I was 5 my brother was 9. The city bus would always come down our street and we'd chuck snowballs at the side of it. Well this time a car was coming, so we go out on our driveway to get a better aim. So we both hit this car, and I'm just standing there, watching this car slow down and stop. I look behind me and my brother is no where in site, he booked it! This Chinese guy jumps out and starts yelling at me in Chinese which made me start crying. So I'm standing there crying with this guy yelling at me, then he finally gets back in his car and drives off, and I ran in the backyard lol. Nice brother! Just takes off on me! I should have too I guess though lol. |
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| barbina |
| you all were such badasses when you were little. lmao. |
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| rT19 |
i used to get my ass kicked by my mom... ( it was needed )
nothing funny about that. |
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