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when/how will you die?
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| emc^2 |
what do you think?
I think I'll die within next 4 years from dehydration, after spending 3 days/3 nites locked away in a house with nympho sweedish ski model twin sisters, crunk'd out on x and who are determined to nail me to death.
tho, in reality I think it will be more mundane and much more likely if it went like this:
I think I'll die unexpectedly, probably behind the wheel of my car in traffic, on the way home from another usatisfying day at the office. I'll be just in my early 40's and the heart attack will just sneak up on me due to all the stress, booze, smoking, junk food, veal pen, erm... I mean desk job and lack of excercise, unhealthy living, plus all the abuse I've inflicted upon my body over the years...
*sigh* I don't think I'll pass go, won't grow old enough to see grandkids... Even if I change my lifestyle now, I think the damage is already done.
Hope the first scenario materializes... and then I can take scenario 2 and go in peace. 
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| Ian |
| death from mega-orgasm caused by cute blonde girl giving head. it'd be worth it. |
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| UmmiE |
| I'll die of old age..... Something like 80+ (keeping fingers crossed) |
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| Jake Benson |
| I won't die. I'll freeze myself via cryogenics and get thawed out far enough into the future where people evolved out of religion and found a cure to death. |
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| Frenchie |
| I'm really a ghost. |
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| eROs.au |
| I won't die. Technology will progress with my age and sustain me indefinitely. |
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| Omega_Blue |
| most likely from an acute case of bonitis. |
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| Boomer187 |
| whatever it is, I won't remember it for very long. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| i'll probably choke on a pork rind. |
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| Lira |
Within a deep underground chamber physicists will create exotic particles and space-time warps by violently smashing atoms.
But something unforeseen happens. "Strangelets" appear. Suddenly, the normal laws of physics cease to apply. Reality warps and alters. Atoms are transformed into totally new forms of matter.
The singularity burrows into the Earth, twisting the atomic structure of the surrounding rcoks as it falls into the planet's centre.
A wave of total destruction expands outwards, consuming everything in its path. Life ends. The Earth vanishes...
... and I WILL BE STREAKING IN HEAVEN, W00T!!! |
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| Gen3r4l1ty |
Bonus Eruptus
(anyone?) |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
whatever it is, I won't remember it for very long. |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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