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when to give up a lie
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| spc |
I really have nothing to do at work today, so I have been poking shots at my friend in our daily random emails between our friends. Here's the story:
2 summers ago, my friend went to Italy to study abroad for the summer. During his 3 months of partying/clubbing with occasional learning, he would occasionally call us and tell us what is going on over there. Tells us about the girls, pubcrawls, how he got drunk one night and stole a Vespa, etc etc... He then claims that he somehow managed to DJ a few times at a certain venue in Italy. This is somewhat believable, but highly doubtful.. we let it slide.
Then one day he calls us and tells us that he just dj'ed with Tiesto the other night. My few friends with decent knowledge in EDM and myself laugh hysterically. He tells us that he has pictures of it and he'll show us when he gets back. We bothered him for weeks about the pictures and he said that he would get that from his friend that came along the Study Abroad program.
Previous to this trip, he has had NO live dj experience, and the only mixes he has ever made have been thru MIXMEISTER on the computer :rolleyes: Not to mention he mainly likes the type of house music with the funky gay divas screaming. I'm pretty sure Tiesto wouldn't go for that.
I find it hysterical to this day that he still sticks with his story. I highly doubt he could even beatmatch with turntables. Don't you think he should just give it up by now and admit that he got caught in one of the most ridiculous lies ever?
c0r version:
My friend, with no live DJing experience, went to study abroad in Italy and claims to have DJ'ed with Tiesto. Our friends say "pics or stfu". He says a friend took pictures of him in the booth dj'ing with tiesto. 2 years later, the pictures have never surfaced and he is still claiming to have dj'ed with Tiesto. Don't you think he should give up the charade? |
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| Zoso |
| Perhaps he's told the lie so often that he believes it to be true. |
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| Ted Promo |
| He shouldn't give it up. I like the lie. |
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| leph555 |
wow he must be a dumbass
i have known so many people like him that love to make up those kind of lies . |
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| JD8180 |
we knew a kid like that in highschool, everything was a lie that came out of his mouth. he was in gymnastics and in our junior year said that he was going to the olympics that year. after we kept bugging him about it, it was one excuse after another. then a few weeks later he said he was going to be out of town in cali because they were filming the movie "you got served" and they wanted him to be in it. again it never happened but he swore by it.
i myself can never really lie like that and swear by it... if it was your friends case maybe when i got back in town i'd be like i'm jk man that was bs... but i guess some people are just really pathological liars.... can get annoying at times |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by spc
Not to mention he mainly likes the type of house music with the funky gay divas screaming. I'm pretty sure Tiesto wouldn't go for that.
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and since Bas isn't here, I'll be offended for him :mad: |
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| spc |
Just to show you how we have been making fun of him (and how my company has no work for me), here's an email I wrote to our friends talking about another of our friend's awesome journeys:
| quote: | Once upon a time Marc was in Brazil for an underwear modelling photoshoot and took along one of his 10 mistresses, Katie Holmes. Then magically, out of nowhere, a group of 6 velociraptor dinosaurs came and snatched Katie Holmes away.
Marc hopped on his Segway that tops out at 156 mph and does the 1/4 mile in 10.1 and followed the raptors and Katie into the Amazonian rainforest. While pursuing the raptors in the rain forest, he was able to take out 3 of the raptors by dicing off their heads with 14K Gold Hanzo Hattari Ninja Star Shurikens with his pinpoint accuracy that he learned from being roommates with Tom Brady from 1996-1998.
He then got to a close enough distance where he could enable his mind control powers to freeze the remaining 3 raptors in their footsteps. As he approached the raptors, he realized that these were no ordinary raptors, but were raptors from the planet Zorg that had a genetical immunity to mind control powers, IT WAS A TRAP!
Now surrounded by 3 raptors, Marc was forced to engage the raptors in a 3v1 Wrestling Tombstone Deathmatch. Marc pulled out a steel chair and crushed the cranium of the first raptor. He then was able to put the 2nd raptor into a sharpshooter submission move, forcing the raptor to tap out, and then snapping the raptor's neck - Steven Segal Under Siege style. With 1 raptor remaining, Marc was able to pull off a quick eyegouge to stun his raptor opponent, leaving him vulnerable for another special wrestling move. Marc then grappled the raptor and gave him the Stone Cold Stunner, smashing the raptor's cranium on impact with the hard-impact Amazonian soil. He then took his mistress Katie Holmes in his arms, pulled out his magic flute and sung a song to summon his airship, and took Katie Holmes back on the set to Dawson's Creek, where they had wild passionate sex for 30 fortnights. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
and since Bas isn't here, I'll be offended for him :mad: |
bas is a screaming gay diva. |
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| Boomer187 |
| did he dj under teh alias, DJ LUXOR? |
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| Ian |
| cos it's easier to lie, than to face another night on the southern sun |
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| eckmek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
cos it's easier to lie, than to face another night on the southern sun |
Wow. That was really poetic. Sounds so genuine too. Thanks Ian for your words, they really made me think. *tear* |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by eckmek
Wow. That was really poetic. Sounds so genuine too. Thanks Ian for your words, they really made me think. *tear* |
thank paul oakenfold & one of his coke binges (and thank me for substituting fly or cry or whatever it is she really sings :p) |
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