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Can girls get bluewalls? (blue balls for women)? (pg. 9)
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| Dervish |
Ok been reading and a few things I saw needed comments:
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
try it sometime...get a girl all horny and and when she's all hot and bothered, stand up and say, "welp, gotta go!" and run away laughing.
come back a few hours later and ask if you can look in her vag, and see if she changed color.
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Made me (figuratively) piss myself laughing. Just the image of running away!!! "Hahahahah weeeeeeeeee" |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
I'm not the one logging onto the internets each and every day looking for a place to take a shot at some kid I have a ridiculous beef with - nor am I the one rigorously defending my sexual prowess to a internet forum. ;)
Do not mistake my clarifications for anything more than they are - anything more you take from them is your own creation. |
so your telling me you wouldn't start an agurment if someone called you a ****** and saying you should be marrying a guy instead since that's what you deserve? Right. i came here asking for some advice and i didn't turn into a jerk until after people started personally attacking me, even then i didn't go that far out of line.
funny how you say all of this too considering i have a pm box filled with hatred from you. who has the beef Rob? you seem highly mad at me for some unknown reason - i think it's because I said no to you but who knows. |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
Hehehe, well, a few friends (and even my girlfriend) have told me my memory scares the living daylights out of them :p
In my defence, I'm really oblivious to my surroundings (so my attention is really selective), and I suck at maths :toothless |
I get told that too, well I used I think booze has killed it a bit. But seriously remember my ex saying things like:
Her "I know you remember stuff but, yeah but I told her we never talked about that"
Me "ohh but we have...already" *edit:thats more 'oh' than 'ohhh', you like 'oh', not 'ohhhhh my gaddddddddd'*
Her "ok what are my thoughts on death then?"
Me "well explicitly you said 'yes but how could you possibly be thinking and then at one moment not thinking *etc going on to describe word for word how she explained it and seriously it wasn't short took a few mins to go through*
Her "ok........we arn't playing this game anymore"
And I'm at maths too, and spelling and numbers but certain weird things/convos/chats I'll remember forever.
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
it IS a myth. "blue balls" is just a colloquialism for the discomfort a male feels if aroused for long periods of time without release. there is no change in colour to the balls. |
No it's a physical thing seriously it hurts. Really. I know. I felt it.
Aforementioned ex had ways and means (my custom nearly explained in detail how/why) of making this happen and it wasn't cool. Really you get to a point where you can't pee and think you can no longer 'release'. Entertaining for her but for you (dunno if you are he/she or indeed he-she). Makes the 'release' no fun, kinda like....burping from indigestion. Wellll maybe not but ya get my drift. |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
game time, |
Yarrrrrrrrrrr "game time" scrabble? |
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| idoru |
| Mmm, internet squabbles. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
No it's a physical thing seriously it hurts. Really. I know. I felt it.
Aforementioned ex had ways and means (my custom nearly explained in detail how/why) of making this happen and it wasn't cool. Really you get to a point where you can't pee and think you can no longer 'release'. Entertaining for her but for you (dunno if you are he/she or indeed he-she). Makes the 'release' no fun, kinda like....burping from indigestion. Wellll maybe not but ya get my drift. |
exactly! this guy tells it how it is. what a baller. my man. i love you.
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Yarrrrrrrrrrr "game time" scrabble? |
nah more like im about to cap a nigga but why not, i could whip out a big board of scrabble and just handle business. be kinda funny too. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
so your telling me you wouldn't start an agurment if someone called you a ****** and saying you should be marrying a guy instead since that's what you deserve? Right. i came here asking for some advice and i didn't turn into a jerk until after people started personally attacking me, even then i didn't go that far out of line.
funny how you say all of this too considering i have a pm box filled with hatred from you. who has the beef Rob? you seem highly mad at me for some unknown reason - i think it's because I said no to you but who knows. |
You feel free to post those PM's - in fact, post the whole exchange, I don't mind at all. I will if you can't.
:)
And in response to your question, no I wouldn't - because I wouldn't be so foolish as to start a "can girls get bluewalls?" thread in the first place, and if I were, I'd certainly hope once people started to show me my own idiocy firsthand that I just gave up for a while to think about and learn from all my mistakes that were the direct result of creating a "can girls get bluewalls?" thread. |
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| Dervish |
Just realised that mighta sound the wrong way from what I ment but basically:
Roller-Coaster play without fireworks = Blue Balls.
(also: appoloies but I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable (or sure of) being called a 'baller' especially in a thread about my olives :p ) |
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| Dervish |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
exactly! this guy tells it how it is. what a baller. my man. i love you.
nah more like im about to cap a nigga but why not, i could whip out a big board of scrabble and just handle business. be kinda funny too. |
Ahh wait my wine addled mind didn't read this right. I'm no-ones baller and I don't want anyone to bust their cap on me and I certainly I don't want to see your big board handle business. :eek: :nervous:
(who says you can't have a bad trip on booze????) |
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| r5a |
actually i just looked at the pms and i called you some pretty nasty names there so i definitely wasn't as good as I thought i was, but whatever you pissed me off royally and kinda deserved most of that.
still, i can't believe you think you were civil and correct about that whole thing too. man. that is bad.
edit: you should really enter in the BME pain Olympics btw, you'd do great in that mr.elitest. |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Ahh wait my wine addled mind didn't read this right. I'm no-ones baller and I don't want anyone to bust their cap on me and I certainly I don't want to see your big board handle business. :eek: :nervous:
(who says you can't have a bad trip on booze????) |
LOL. amazing.
just an fyi a baller is someone who is 1337. pretty much.
and the whole me saying im about to bust a cap was what i ment by saying "its game time" i just thought your scrabble comment was funny and i decided to run with it.
let me hold some props. |
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