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| chimera66 |
| despite being all for reducing the world populaton one of my best friends had a baby this morning and i'm happy. what do i buy this little bundle of joy? fyi my friend and his wife have a good chunck of money so their daughter probably has everything known to man. any creative ideas? |
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| wizniz |
get him a bottle of whiskey...
itll be real good by the time hes old enough to drink it |
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| XaNaX |
| If they are rich go to Neimans or Bloomingdales and buy them some nice baby clothes. But don't get 0-3 months, everyone gets that for them and the kid wears that size for like 3 weeks. Get 6-9 months, they will appreciate it because they can use it later when the baby grows out of all the other clothes people gave them. |
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| UWM |
| Write them a personalized card with a link to Vivid's thread about cutting the world's population in half. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
If they are rich go to Neimans or Bloomingdales and buy them some nice baby clothes. But don't get 0-3 months, everyone gets that for them and the kid wears that size for like 3 weeks. Get 6-9 months, they will appreciate it because they can use it later when the baby grows out of all the other clothes people gave them. |
good advice
I'd say earplugs for the parents. |
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| XaNaX |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
I'd say earplugs for the parents. |
what they are really going to need is amphetamines to compensate for all the sleep they are going to be losing |
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| wizniz |
sneak the dad out & get him blazed from time to time...
he'll appreciate it. |
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| wizniz |
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| chimera66 |
| good idea about the clothes for an older baby...gotta find something good so the baby keeps it for a while. this is a friend that i feel the need to spend a lot of money on...god and we aren't even that close anymore since he got all domestic on me. |
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| UWM |
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