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Tiësto marry's 19 year old Stacey (pg. 2)
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| montie |
| i want to marry a 19 year old |
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| donnybrasco |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
i want to marry a 19 year old |
Learn to train-wreck trance and they'll be all over you. :tongue3 |
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| S Nate Faulkner |
What's the best part of having sex with a 19yr old in the shower?
Slick her hair back and she looks 14...
ok, must.....stop....at....one....pedophile joke.... |
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| donnybrasco |
Aaaahh, you told that joke out of form!
It's; "What's the best part about having sex with a 13-year old in the shower?
...when her hair is wet, she looks 11"
See. Double entendre. That's what makes it funny. ;) |
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| S Nate Faulkner |
| yeah, I did fudge it to be less funny, but to fit the situation... |
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| CND |
| Where do you buy a gold tie? |
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| JoNMiTz |
| she looks like a ing barbi doll |
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| S Nate Faulkner |
Ah jeez, I started it, didn't I?
| quote: | | Where do you buy a gold tie? |
I'm scared to know...but that doesn't mean I don't wanna know...
But since we headed down this path, here we go...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
She says "I'm breaking up with you."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "because you are a pedophile".
He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old." |
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| S Nate Faulkner |
Ok ok! I'm out of booze so I gotta go to the bar where I can't post any more of this nonsense...
I'm already very sorry for most of my actions...throughout my entire life...but that doesn't seem to deter me from further sorrow-filled actions...like this one
What's the worst part about having sex with a 5 yr old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Ok I'm leaving now I swear... |
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| R!CH |
| where's the 19 year old? :conf: |
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| LYNDSAYwhaaat? |
| quote: | Originally posted by R!CH
where's the 19 year old? :conf: |
yah, i kno! that chick looks at least 30. (she is hawt tho...) good for tiesto... |
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| DjWoody |
| Is this for real? |
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