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Tiësto marry's 19 year old Stacey (pg. 3)
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| SVGmethod |
| damn tiesto's copying my style with the young girlz. LOL. |
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| TheFox00 |
| This is for real. I could not believe that it was on Perez Hilton's gossip blog as well. There was a link to the actual dutch newspaper article. |
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| donnybrasco |
| quote: | Originally posted by S Nate Faulkner
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
She says "I'm breaking up with you."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "because you are a pedophile".
He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old." |
| quote: | Originally posted by S Nate Faulkner
What's the worst part about having sex with a 5 yr old?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Ok I'm leaving now I swear... |
:haha: :haha: :haha:
I'd forgotten those two jokes. Classic. |
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| Nerologic |
| quote: | Originally posted by donnybrasco
Learn to train-wreck trance and they'll be all over you. :tongue3 |
Damn, so Paul Oakey must be all Bratz'd out!
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| Techno_Twins |
| She looks older than 19. Damn that's quite an age difference, power to them! |
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| forever amber |
| quote: | Originally posted by skwallie
Who's Testicle? |
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| Protege |
| the only thing better than bagging a 19 year old is getting one that looks 35. Nice work pal! |
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| forever amber |
| I wonder if she sucks his kack 24/7?? |
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| S Nate Faulkner |
| quote: | Originally posted by Protege
the only thing better than bagging a 19 year old is getting one that looks 35. Nice work pal! |
I know (read "hope") this is sarcasm, but wow, that is like so totally converse to how I was thinking that I got chills. The worst of both worlds: Old worn out body with an brain that is immature and stupid...ick! |
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| S Nate Faulkner |
| quote: | Originally posted by forever amber
I wonder if she sucks his kack 24/7?? |
I'm sure that is the carrot she dangles in front of his face to get him to dole out the $$$ for the disney/hanna montana merchandise... |
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| forever amber |
She's just a beard for his royal gayness.
What difference does it make??? |
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| skizzell |
| quote: | Originally posted by forever amber
She's just a beard for his royal gayness.
What difference does it make??? |
That's two. Are there any DJs out there who you think are *not* gay? :rolleyes: |
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