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Tiësto marry's 19 year old Stacey (pg. 3)
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SVGmethod
damn tiesto's copying my style with the young girlz. LOL.
TheFox00
This is for real. I could not believe that it was on Perez Hilton's gossip blog as well. There was a link to the actual dutch newspaper article.
donnybrasco
quote:
Originally posted by S Nate Faulkner
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
She says "I'm breaking up with you."
"Why??" he asks.
She says "because you are a pedophile".
He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."



quote:
Originally posted by S Nate Faulkner
What's the worst part about having sex with a 5 yr old?

Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

Ok I'm leaving now I swear...


:haha: :haha: :haha:

I'd forgotten those two jokes. Classic.
Nerologic
quote:
Originally posted by donnybrasco
Learn to train-wreck trance and they'll be all over you. :tongue3


Damn, so Paul Oakey must be all Bratz'd out!

:tongue3
Techno_Twins
She looks older than 19. Damn that's quite an age difference, power to them!
forever amber
quote:
Originally posted by skwallie
Who's Testicle?
Protege
the only thing better than bagging a 19 year old is getting one that looks 35. Nice work pal!
forever amber
I wonder if she sucks his kack 24/7??
S Nate Faulkner
quote:
Originally posted by Protege
the only thing better than bagging a 19 year old is getting one that looks 35. Nice work pal!


I know (read "hope") this is sarcasm, but wow, that is like so totally converse to how I was thinking that I got chills. The worst of both worlds: Old worn out body with an brain that is immature and stupid...ick!
S Nate Faulkner
quote:
Originally posted by forever amber
I wonder if she sucks his kack 24/7??


I'm sure that is the carrot she dangles in front of his face to get him to dole out the $$$ for the disney/hanna montana merchandise...

forever amber
She's just a beard for his royal gayness.
What difference does it make???
skizzell
quote:
Originally posted by forever amber
She's just a beard for his royal gayness.
What difference does it make???


That's two. Are there any DJs out there who you think are *not* gay? :rolleyes:
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