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my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass (pg. 4)
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UmmiE
this might help.......



chach
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Originally posted by Turbonium
Dude I can't.

All my roomies are friends. I'm the odd man out. I already tried to stand up for what's holy and failed (last term). They are all unreasonable as hell and complete tools. I'm not going down that road again. You don't argue with an idiot because you end up losing out of inexperience.

Good news is: I've identified this barely-used stall on campus, and it's cleaned regularly, which is GREAT. Been using it for the past couple months.

yea! Can't wait to take a in that stall tomorrow. That stall has my name written ALL over it!


lolol what school?
jupiterone
quote:
Originally posted by UmmiE
this might help.......






:eek:
verndogs
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
Dude I can't.

All my roomies are friends. I'm the odd man out. I already tried to stand up for what's holy and failed (last term). They are all unreasonable as hell and complete tools. I'm not going down that road again. You don't argue with an idiot because you end up losing out of inexperience.

Good news is: I've identified this barely-used stall on campus, and it's cleaned regularly, which is GREAT. Been using it for the past couple months.

yea! Can't wait to take a in that stall tomorrow. That stall has my name written ALL over it!


You should just post her contact info on this thread :tongue3
Protege
:wtf: taking a is not rocket science!
jupiterone
quote:
Originally posted by Protege
:wtf: taking a is not rocket science!


neither is wiping your ass!
Arbiter
quote:
Originally posted by Protege
:wtf: taking a is not rocket science!


I don't know about that... if it is sufficiently explosive, then it could rest upon many of the same principles.
Spacey Orange
quote:
Originally posted by Turbonium
One of my female roommates apparently never learned how to wipe the off her own ass. Not only that, but she manages to consistently get her on the front lip of the seat, both above and under. And she also thinks flushing twice is too much of a chore.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


what makes you think that she's not doing it on purpose?:disbelief
Turbonium
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Originally posted by Spacey Orange
what makes you think that she's not doing it on purpose?:disbelief

Good point.

But I've never once mentioned that it bothers me in any way. Only my other roommate has mentioned it, leaving a note etc. I literally act like I don't care. If anything, she's tooling her own "friend", even if she thinks it's me.
bas
Under the lid!? She Tony Hawk'd it!!

noikeee
I'm starting to understand your roommate-hating trip.
blacknoizybox
maybe she leaves on the toilet cause she wants you to regard it as a fetish or something...:rolleyes:
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