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my roommate can't wipe the **** off her own ass (pg. 6)
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| leph555 |
find that bitches e-mail and send a link to this thread
if that suggestion was posted before...
/wrists |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
girls poo? |
We all know girls don't unbrick. That's perjury! |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Living arrangements without clearly-assigned responsibilities seem to degenerate quickly, in my experience. |
And even with clearly-assigned responsibilities as was originally the case in this house, if the majority of people involved are less mature than an 8 year old, it will still degenerate.
I'm not exaggerating when I say that all my roommates are hypocritical, largely immoral idiots with an IQ no greater than 100, who have somehow managed to conclude that I am at fault while they themselves are faultless. When you consider that they are all friends outside of the living arrangements, and that people who are alike tend to form groups, you can see how my argument makes sense. Idiots stick together, while those with some wisdom and level-headedness tend to suffer (that would be me).
Honestly, I could make 10+ threads easily out of all the immature crap I've had to deal with. This would be just one of those threads. And I hate to tell you guys about my petty problems, because we all have problems. But sometimes, I need to vent to prevent myself from going insane.
Just 4 more months and I can leave this dump, and I'm gonna love to give them a real piece of my mind on the last day. Tools. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mebot
girls poo? |
you haven't seen 2girls1cup have you? |
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| Project-K |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
idiots with an IQ no greater than 100 |
You've been taking too many internet tests. 100 is the average IQ.
:wtf: |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Project-K
You've been taking too many internet tests. 100 is the average IQ.
:wtf: |
I know.
Saying they each have a max IQ of 100 is an insult. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
Idiots stick together |
And that is why you are also an idiot. You probably have them on other forums moaning about you ;) |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
And that is why you are also an idiot. You probably have them on other forums moaning about you ;) |
I doubt they know what a Web forum is.
And even if they did, I'm not the one smearing on the lid to "push buttons", or not fulfilling my pre-agreed responsibilities, now am I? So I really don't know what they'd have to say that's legitimately against me, except for "This guy clearly doesn't like us, but still tries to get along... wtf? Our smearing tactics and childish behaviour isn't working, what should we do next? We really want to piss him off for no reason at all." |
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| Project-K |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
I know.
Saying they each have a max IQ of 100 is an insult. |
Well then you gotta start working on some more insulting insults. Cause this one really sucks. :p |
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| Turbonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by Project-K
Well then you gotta start working on some more insulting insults. Cause this one really sucks. :p |
Heh, I guess you're right. It's just that I consider your average citizen to be rather dim, intellectually speaking. They lack any sort of critical or abstract thinking skills, to the point where they can't follow the simplest debate without getting confused or totally losing grasp of just what the hell is going on. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
carpenter jeans.
tools. |
lol, i see what you did there
incidentally, my roommate/housemate is gone. and i couldn't be happier! |
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| smokeape |
| quote: | Originally posted by Turbonium
One of my female roommates apparently never learned how to wipe the off her own ass. Not only that, but she manages to consistently get her on the front lip of the seat, both above and under. And she also thinks flushing twice is too much of a chore.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. |
Just smack her ass like a dog and shove her face in it while yelling "No!" to potty train her.
Don't know what the big prob is...
;)
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