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| Owen M |
This is for the guys, cause girls can't really get off this way.
Direct from a conversation I had earlier..
| quote: | | ..and I've alays said...Safest way to have sex is right between the titties! |
I dunno if this is even thread worthy, but I'm blasted and it's almost 7am..I went to the Ghey club in Hamilton last night...this caused some serious sexual dialogue in my house with my friends later in the night.
...kinda hoping this sparks a similar "safe sex" dialogue on TA....cause I like to bust my nuts and not catch S.T.I/S.T.Ds |
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| Owen M |
1: between the
3: self induced hand jobs or a jill off
4 $jack and jill....call me twisted, but most of the time that is better than effing. should be #1...but hetero's rule the planet..so between the is alwasy gonna be the #1 spot for the safest way to have sex.
(#2 is an Owen Thomas secret:tongue3) |
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| Zentac_75 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Owen M
1.Virgins (without coldsores) |
fixed :D |
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| Owen M |
HA!!! is that a home made condom?
I'd rather let you watch me jerk off.....
while I' selling a cell phone to Zantec. :D
kink factor...11/10
I hope you're a chicky... :-S |
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| me@t k@tie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Owen M
HA!!! is that a home made condom?
I'd rather let you watch me jerk off.....
while I' selling a cell phone to Zantec. :D
kink factor...11/10
I hope you're a chicky... :-S
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Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass!
And FYI, it isn't a condom. Read the whole thing. It's for men who can't get any REAL . I thought that you might find it useful. :gsmile: |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| On the bed. Although you can fall off i guess... Hmm good question. I'm tempted to say "floor", but it kinda hurts on the carpets, nevermind hardwood floors. So I still say bed, if it's large enough. |
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| Cro_Addict |
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| Mortyman |
| In the bum no babies. |
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| Owen M |
| quote: | Originally posted by me@t k@tie
Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass!
And FYI, it isn't a condom. Read the whole thing. It's for men who can't get any REAL . I thought that you might find it useful. :gsmile:
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my eyes are dizzy, so i cant be bothered to read it....just looking at the pretty pictures. Personal J-Off devices are pretty safe though.
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n the bed. Although you can fall off i guess... Hmm good question. I'm tempted to say "floor", but it kinda hurts on the carpets, nevermind hardwood floors. So I still say bed, if it's large enough. |
I'm not asking about places, ass bag. I'm talking about the safest way to bust your nuts, but not catch "the clap" while her making your Oh face...
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In the bum no babies. |
You won't make any kiddies, but the most S.D.D/S.T.I. prone way to knock boots....are you aware how easy it is to catch hitting the back door? and I ain't talking about catching doo doo butter. |
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| Owen M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cro_Addict
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I don't get it...but it made me laugh. hahahah:tongue3 |
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