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| Dj O'Callaghan |
Just bought a Liverpool FC advent calendar. ing typical, all the windows are boarded up and some c*nts nicked all the ing chocolate.
Do you have any? |
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| denys envy |
i don't get it.
and i know what an advent calendar is... i just don't get it. |
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| denys envy |
Why is Newcastle like a possum?
...Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. |
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| trewqy |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
i don't get it.
and i know what an advent calendar is... i just don't get it. |
Its a bad joke.. read up on the hillsborough tragedy..the sun sensationalized a lie about liverpool fans stealing from their own dead victims.
Its not funny at all. |
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| verndogs |
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by verndogs
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. |
i likes it :) |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
Its a bad joke.. read up on the hillsborough tragedy..the sun sensationalized a lie about liverpool fans stealing from their own dead victims.
Its not funny at all. |
yeah had no idea about the hillsborough thing. |
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| sleepydragon |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
Its a bad joke.. read up on the hillsborough tragedy..the sun sensationalized a lie about liverpool fans stealing from their own dead victims.
Its not funny at all. |
i think that your completley missing the joke aswell.
In England people from Liverpool have a reputation for being theiving ****s. I thought it was funny |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
Its a bad joke.. read up on the hillsborough tragedy..the sun sensationalized a lie about liverpool fans stealing from their own dead victims.
Its not funny at all. |
Hence why people in Liverpool read the Mirror. The joke is nothing to do with the Hillsborough diaster and I wouldn't joke about anything like it.
A bit late now but...
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was walking down the road when he saw a little old lady carrying a bag of heavy shopping.
"Can you manage love?" he asked.
" off," she said. "I don't want the ing job". |
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| verndogs |
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second! |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by verndogs
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second! |
ha ha, ace!
found this -
http://www.humorsphere.com/football/ |
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