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| Spin Laden |
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin
him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so
popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what
does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called
a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not
called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy
opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety
one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is
the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use - tooth picks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in
the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you
learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when
their team is winning.
19. Last night I played a blank tape at full
blast. The mime next door went bonkers.
20. Ever wonder about those people who spend
£2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards:
NAIVE
21. Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming
pool?
22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are
known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are
known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee
Titans?
23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one person actually ENJOYS it? |
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| thesauce23 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spin Laden
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men? |
only one that made me go ahhhhhhhhhh
BUT-- why is a pizza box square not circle? |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spin Laden
20. Ever wonder about those people who spend
£2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards:
21. Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming
pool?
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LOL...i like these two |
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| Invasionmix |
Why is there 8 hot dog buns in a bag
but 12 hot dogs in a package |
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| Revival160 |
| Why am I reading this thread? |
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| thesauce23 |
parking on driveways?
driving on parkways? |
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| smuncky |
| if a quiz is a quizicle, then wat is a test? |
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| ÖZmözis |
| Is the opposite of “pro” “noob”? |
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| Invasionmix |
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by ÖZmözis
Is the opposite of “pro” “noob”? |
fail |
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| ÖZmözis |
| quote: | Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
fail |
My plan was to get your attention all along and it worked... Now time to get married... at Guv... |
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