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the almighty ****ed up/twisted/dark jokes thread
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| Xavier Moriarty |
you know, those that will make you laugh and feel bad for laughing at the same time
im off to work so ill just copy/paste 2 of them and i'd love to see what will you come up with
Q. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A pedophile.
Q.What's the number one cause of pedophelia?
A.Sexy children...
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| jchung52 |
Q: Why's it so small? (in relation to miniature granola bar)
A: Thats what she said |
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| Ania_xox |
Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand. |
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| Invasionmix |
Q: What's the good thing about f***ing twenty four year olds?
A: There's twenty of them! :D |
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| Silky Johnson |
Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?
A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone. |
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| EvilTree |
Why did the Al Qaeda wanted couple of mentally retarded women?
To strap couple of suicide bomber vests on them |
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| cenik |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Q. What do you do to a deaf, blind, and mute girl after you rape her?
A. Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone. |
Old but good. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by cenik
Old but good. |
Yeah, it's the worst joke I know, lol. |
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| exstasie |
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive?
A: Cause she was a woman!
Q: Why Couldn't Ray Charles Read?
A: Cause he was black! |
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| Rodrico |
Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?
A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada. |
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| cenik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?
A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada. |
Damn! |
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| SkyHigh |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Q: Whats the best way to kill a fox?
A: Give it cancer and make it run across Canada. |
LOL:stongue:
Omg im going to hell:( |
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