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Lent (pg. 2)
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| LuvTiesto |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
So for Lent I am giving up sex for 40 days, but I started early, like 33 days ago. So I got a week until I have sex. I am Jewish what am I celebrating? |
How about good ol' prostate stimulation with an electric toothbrush? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
I'm giving up sobriety |
Sweet. Fancy a beer mate? |
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| fckingidiot444 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
So for Lent I am giving up sex for 40 days, but I started early, like 33 days ago. So I got a week until I have sex. I am Jewish what am I celebrating? |
Give it up for a couple years while you're at it, since no girl with half a brain would want you in the first place. You might get a mercy from a strung out crack whore if you're lucky at best.
:whip: :whip: |
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| wizniz |
you live up to your sn, alt...
anyways im so not celebrating lent..
maybe i can give up ... uhm... nevermind ive got little enough as it is lol |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by fckingidiot444
Give it up for a couple years while you're at it, since no girl with half a brain would want you in the first place. You might get a mercy from a strung out crack whore if you're lucky at best.
:whip: :whip: |
He's a fagbag. LET'S GET OUT 'DEM SHOELACES AND PRACTICE ON OUR BONZAI TREES! |
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| fckingidiot444 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
He's a fagbag. LET'S GET OUT 'DEM SHOELACES AND PRACTICE ON OUR BONZAI TREES! |
You're the fag. Last time I saw you was bent over a toilet with your drawers down to your knees and a mop handle stuck in your ass with the mop still attached.
:wtf: |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by fckingidiot444
You're the fag. Last time I saw you was bent over a toilet with your drawers down to your knees and a mop handle stuck in your ass with the mop still attached.
:wtf: |
If the mop was unattached how many points would I gain or lose? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
If the mop was unattached how many points would I gain or lose? |
+-45.7 |
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| chucho |
| quote: | Originally posted by fckingidiot444
You're the fag. Last time I saw you was bent over a toilet with your drawers down to your knees and a mop handle stuck in your ass with the mop still attached.
:wtf: |
what's up with all this "bend over a toilet" thing?
trauma? |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
+-42 |
amirite? |
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| wizniz |
if x>20 then yes
if x<20 then maybe
if x=20 the /b/ |
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