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| Chris Crossland |
My friends and I just had a private stripper in our barracks room, ing win! Got her real name and her number, not her work number. She was fit as . craigslist ftmfw!
*opens redtube* |
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| iammesol |
| Share her number or stfu |
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| chucho |
| not got laid = fail |
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| trewqy |
| WOW.. you got a stripper's private number!! Great achievement right there. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| If we were looking to get laid we would have gotten a whore... |
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| chucho |
| strippers become whores for some extra 50 bucks |
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| Chris Crossland |
| Nah in all seriousness she was cool as . |
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| Sushipunk |
OMG! A woman took her clothes off right in front of you!
Sure, you had to pay for it, but hey!
A woman took her clothes off right in front of you!!!!!
So, since you got her number, what are you going to say when you call her up? |
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| chucho |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
Nah in all seriousness she was cool as no . |
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| PhaseFour |
| how many diamonds?!?!?! |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
WOW.. you got a stripper's private number!! Great achievement right there. |
I don't understand guys who enjoy strippers.
You pay inordinate amounts of money to sit there and be "entertained" by a women who is generally quite unattractive bar large breasts (though there are exceptions), and at the end you get nothing, so you go home with bluer balls than Richard Simmons at a fire station.
Rather, watch porn and get yourself off, or be a real man and find a woman who will you for free (though ironically, she'll probably take far more money off you than a stripper or hooker would with all the you have to buy to get her into bed). |
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