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Strippers (pg. 4)
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
I didn't know that strippers had 'work numbers.' Is that the direct line to a 1987 car phone or what? |
LOL |
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| jastiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
the answer is simple. Guys who like prostitutes and strippers are either:
1.ugly
2.losers
3. utterly incapable of meeting or approaching women *points*
4.aids
5.profit
6.moms basement
7.you are just jealous lets see you do better
8.think about their moms when they touch themselves
9.see number 3
10.see number 9
women are all whores anyway, (men too) the funny thing is i read all these guys saying all the effort and money they put into to dating comes out to the same. They just really suck at turning on women or have bucketfaces. |
11. Cannot be bothered putting in effort for a relationship just for sex |
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| BTG |
i dont care about strippers.
i went to a titty bar on saturday cause my friend wanted to go, but i just watched the repeat of the leafs game. |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
i dont care about strippers.
i went to a titty bar on saturday cause my friend wanted to go, but i just watched the repeat of the leafs game. |
2 cool 4 school. |
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| jastiC |
| strip club is just a nice place to chat with some mates while there are naked women surrounding you .. just ignore the fat chix and dirty bastards that pay for lapdances from the fat chix |
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| Fledz |
| I was at a strip club last night and I really do not get the appeal. One of my mates is the most naive guy thinking that just because she's apparently chatting him up, he's in. Dude, it's a ing stripper, that's what they do! Oh and as if you'd one anyway... that right off. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| he very well could be.. 275 dollars later though you could still ahve blue balls... its a bit risky if you ask me.. |
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| XaNaX |
I knew a guy once from college, he transferred to another school and maybe a year later I saw him at a party. I said "wtf you been doin man" so he starts telling me how he knows all these strippers and they all come to his house and hang with him all the time and . So I ask:
"how much money do you spend at strip joints on a weekly basis?"
he says "I dunno, maybe $500"
so I say "so when they come to hang at your house are you ing them?"
he says "no, mostly we are doing coke and just chillin out although I'm pretty sure that at least two of the girls want to me and I got all their cell numbers"
So I say "who pays for the coke, you or them?
he says "I do"
so I said "ok let me get this straight, you are basically paying these girls $500 a week in tips plus free coke at your place to hang out with you and you are not even getting laid?"
The look on his face as he realized he was being used was priceless. Strippers are ing masters at separating idiots from their money |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by jastiC
11. Cannot be bothered putting in effort for a relationship just for sex |
lol you suck at life. You only have to try at things if you suck at them.
lol @ xanax story. The best way to get sex from a stripper is treat her like she repulses you. God bless suckers. |
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| jastiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
lol you suck at life. You only have to try at things if you suck at them.
lol @ xanax story. The best way to get sex from a stripper is treat her like she repulses you. God bless suckers. |
did i say anything about trying??? |
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| jastiC |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
lol you suck at life. You only have to try at things if you suck at them.
lol @ xanax story. The best way to get sex from a stripper is treat her like she repulses you. God bless suckers. |
did i say anything about trying??? |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by jastiC
11. Cannot be bothered putting in effort for a relationship just for sex |
quoted for ijitism |
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