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Hilarious spam-mail
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| SYSTEM-J |
Here's a good one. We all get spam mail in the inbox. I get a lot, since I'm stupid enough to publicly display my email for spam-bots to crawl across with their insidious tendrils. However, some spam is dull and some spam is downright hilarious. The best one currently sat in my junk folder proclaims thus:
"NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger penis."
NOTHING! The second best sales pitch I've ever heard. Anyone got any other good ones? |
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| r5a |
| that really wasn't that funny. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Here's a good one. We all get spam mail in the inbox. I get a lot, since I'm stupid enough to publicly display my email for spam-bots to crawl across with their insidious tendrils. However, some spam is dull and some spam is downright hilarious. The best one currently sat in my junk folder proclaims thus:
"NOTHING compares to the feeling of having a larger penis."
NOTHING! The second best sales pitch I've ever heard. Anyone got any other good ones? |
Lol, I get similar ones. The funniest was titled "Ha ha, you've got a short dick!" :stongue: |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
that really wasn't that funny. |
Did it touch a nerve? Do you dream of the feeling that comes with having a larger penis? |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Did it touch a nerve? Do you dream of the feeling that comes with having a larger penis? |
No, it just wasnt funny. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
No, it just wasnt funny. |
I can see this thread exploding tragically during take-off at this rate.
I just love the conviction of "NOTHING", and the idea of such a line as a genuine sales pitch. |
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| nchs09 |
| Honestly i wouldnt know because i dont have a big penis.... average pen0r here. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| Perhaps I'm being insensitive to all the, erm, members of TA afflicted by wang-deficiency by laughing at what to them may be life-changing mail. |
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| Neon Sky |
| reminds me of a commercial I saw on tv a few days ago for some diet pill. The narrator guy goes "This pill is amazing! You take and and you just cant eat! Its as simple as that" |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Lol, I get similar ones. The funniest was titled "Ha ha, you've got a short dick!" :stongue: |
Was that spam or an email from Jennie? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Was that spam or an email from Jennie? |
Are we marking a difference between the two, these days? I feel so behind the times :( |
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| idoru |
| I was receiving spam entitled, "Big-Titted Blonde Sucks Horse and Swallows its Cum!!!" when I was fourteen. Having used the internet heavily since I was about twelve, I think it's safe to say that I'm desensitized to pretty much everything. I really don't know whether that's good or bad. :confused: |
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