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Hilarious spam-mail (pg. 3)
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| Bas's new title: "3 inches, but a world of difference" |
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| mezzir |
oh
a while back on something awful there was a thread, mspaint spam emails. just take the subject line and make a mspaint illustrating it
it was hilarious :p |
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| mezzir |
ah sick, never knew it was goldmined :) |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Here are some recent titles of e-mails for penis enlargement and anti-impotence pills that ended up in my GMail spam folder:
"Keep your pole up!"
"Vitality of your porksword"
"Get an omnipotent porksword"
"Don't let your manhood fall: torpedo her all night"
"You will be active as stallion! Super desire for many hours!"
Any of you guys refer to your "omnipotent porksword" when trying to seduce the ladies? Or promise that you will "torpedo her all night?" |
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| Yohan |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Here are some recent titles of e-mails for penis enlargement and anti-impotence pills that ended up in my GMail spam folder:
"Keep your pole up!"
"Vitality of your porksword"
"Get an omnipotent porksword"
"Don't let your manhood fall: torpedo her all night"
"You will be active as stallion! Super desire for many hours!"
Any of you guys refer to your "omnipotent porksword" when trying to seduce the ladies? Or promise that you will "torpedo her all night?" |
i will now refer to my asian wang as 'omnipotent porksword'
so romantic |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
The nonsensical ones usually give me a headache with their horrible, horrible syntax. |
And this is something I strive to understand - if you're going to spend hundreds of dollars marketing your product, shouldn't you write a message that your public understands?
I just browsed my spam folder and found this:
| quote: | If she ready,are you?
Tired of failures? |
This is all there is. What am I supposed to do? Write a bloody reply!? |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
One of the spam e-mails even quotes from Wordsworth:
"Thy gladness unsubdued and bold
Sticking kerchief-plots of mold"
An educated spammer. I am thoroughly impressed! |
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| Cpt.Cocaine |
:stongue: |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
One of the spam e-mails even quotes from Wordsworth:
"Thy gladness unsubdued and bold
Sticking kerchief-plots of mold"
An educated spammer. I am thoroughly impressed! |
What's the e-mail about? |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
What's the e-mail about? |
The only other thing it contained was a link, which I did not click. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
Damn, I'd forgotten about this thread. I've had some absolute crackers in my spam folder in the past couple of months, most of which revolve around the "[Endowed man] [has sex with] [attractive woman][adverbial]" template. Current examples:
"Tutor teabags admirable chaste kitty in street"
"Oldies diddling loose teenage birdy puffing cigarette"
"Dude romping fascinating tattooed rookie at party"
These aren't the best ones though. There were a couple a month back that had myself and a friend rolling around in laughter. I should start saving them and construct some postmodern collage-poem out of the best ones. |
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