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The 10 Products Only Douchebags Buy (pg. 2)
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| Djsketchbag |
OMG this was GOLD! |
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| teufel-man |
| quote: | Originally posted by Djsketchbag
2) Bluetooth Headsets
While the technology is useful, the application pretty much consists of causing public disruptions and walking around leaving a verbal fart trail of self-importance in your wake. The one caveat to this might be the surprisingly large percentage of Bluetooth users that look like they're dirt poor and yet are sporting a shiny new headset to field the incoming calls on their cellphone that's been "temporarily disconnected." Either way though, the only distinction would be giant uppercase yuppie Douche Bag or broke-ass lowercase d-bag.
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Everytime I see people with these its usually just some gangsta trying to look cool, I doubt they are even turned on or hooked up to anything, I feel they are just like gigantic earings for these people |
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| Jayx1 |
| I like Axe.. smells better than most of the stuff out there. Its way over priced though. Luckily i stock up in argentina at $2 a can! LOL! |
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| Jayx1 |
| I like Axe.. smells better than most of the stuff out there. Its way over priced though. Luckily i stock up in argentina at $2 a can! LOL! |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| quote: | Originally posted by teufel-man
Everytime I see people with these its usually just some gangsta trying to look cool, I doubt they are even turned on or hooked up to anything, I feel they are just like gigantic earings for these people |
That blink annoyingly. I think that's why they are favoured by douchebags - a giant sparkling ear ring just wasn't shiny enough, they've always wanted one that actually emitted its own light. |
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| ÖZmözis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Djsketchbag
OMG this was GOLD! |
I made it onto that website once! haha |
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| ÖZmözis |
This guy is the winner right here:
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| MikeyN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
Pink Lacoste Polos weren't at #1???
WTF.
Where are the LiveStrong bracelets?
Aviator sunglasses??
This list is missing some key items of douchebaggery. |
you've got it wrong. Its TWO Lacoste polos, the pink one on top of a white one. |
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| ÖZmözis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Djsketchbag
LoL not if i get AJ to chop your face onto an oompa loompa ....then it be brand new all over again!!!!
*Aj you should get on this* |
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| cenik |
| +1 to the Bluetooth headsets! |
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| English Rachel |
| quote: | Originally posted by RobotHouse
I'd put $500 ray ban's on that list long before aviators made it on there.
Unless you pay $500 for aviators, then you're a ing douche. |
I always hear your posts in Bender's gravelly voice. |
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