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The 10 Products Only Douchebags Buy (pg. 8)
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| soupastah |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cosmic Fur
How much do the real ones run for? |
one of those on my wall... I wouldn't give it 12 months before I have a murder investigation in my house |
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| DigiNut |
I'm a douchebag, apparently. They gave out free samples of Axe when I was in university, I just liked the scent, didn't see the ridiculous TV ad campaign until a few years later. All I can say is that I've gotten a bunch of compliments from women relating to Axe Phoenix that I've never gotten from Old Spice or any of the other cheapo aerosol deodorants.
Of course it could be coincidence, and to the best of my knowledge it doesn't actually cause clumps of babes to stick to me like krazy glue and beg for kawk, but nothing's going to accomplish that. Well, nothing that won't get me arrested, anyway.
Simply because a product is marketed toward douchebags doesn't mean that it's . Bluetooth headsets, for example, were intended for people in their cars; it's not the makers' faults that idiots wear them on the street or at work or on airplanes. (And before somebody pipes up, no, I don't own one, nor have I ever used one) |
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| Abercrombie |
another douchebag with hot chick I came across today (no pun intended, honest)
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| soupastah |
^^
would becoming a douchebag for a night be worth hitting that... good question? irrelevant really because it would take years of douchebaggary no doubt to emulate the guy, but i mean if you could pull it off that you actually appeared as a genuine douchebag for a night w/ out all the work of actually becoming a douchebag... |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by zookeeper
Men who buy a dozen overpriced roses, at the last minute on Valentines Day, and think that they will get sex for it!
MEGA-douchebag! |
never heard of people buying roses a month ahead:rolleyes: |
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| zookeeper |
| quote: | Originally posted by zokissima
REAL Japanese swords yes. But not the cheap, fake forgeries that 99% of people have. |
My point, exactly....if they have a fake sword AND a mullet haircut, it's double douchebag points |
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| zookeeper |
...and mullets
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by zookeeper
...and mullets
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CAPTAIN PLANET!!!111!!!! |
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| 1dawoman |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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she probably just felt sorry for him so she agreed to stand next to him for a picture...... |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by soupastah
^^
would becoming a douchebag for a night be worth hitting that... good question? irrelevant really because it would take years of douchebaggary no doubt to emulate the guy, but i mean if you could pull it off that you actually appeared as a genuine douchebag for a night w/ out all the work of actually becoming a douchebag... |
QFT |
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| phlog |
i actually feel bad for the dude... looks like he has pink eye or some
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or maybe he accidentally splashed some JAGER BOMB in it... |
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| phlog |
| some hilarious examples of douchebaggery here |
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