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Who are these idiots at iTunes? (pg. 2)
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by jpisani
Thats in lame. Honestly, who does that? |
Fags. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by jpisani
If you check them out on Beatport, why do you need to sample them on iTunes? |
Here's where logic works:
1. check out tracks on beatport
2. double check to see which of the tracks I like from beatport are ALSO on iTunes
3. Buy the ones that are also on iTunes from iTunes
4. Save money
Just so happens when I browse on iTunes for anything a lot of songs are not sampled in the middle. Some songs (all those damn tiesto tracks) are privileged to come across people with brains that sample from the end of the build up to where the beat kicks back in. But more of the amateur or underground tracks are either run through a machine or through a really stupid person that should never exist in the first place. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
Fags. |
I'd have to differ on this one. I think homosexuals would at least be intelligent enough to sample the middle of the track. Besides, they listen to fag house so I think they'd "get it" and know where the samples go.
My theory is iTunes is run by a bunch of goons who only pay attention to popular tracks, and probably think either all the other tracks follow the same formula (having commercial like qualities throughout the entire song) or purposefully ignore other tracks. I bet they look at EDM and think "just sample the first 30 seconds because I don't wanna listen to the whole track and I'm sure it's just like pop music right?" These are probably the same s that look at the stats in the end and go "gee no one likes house or trance music. I bet it's cuz the genres sucks and not because we sampled the first 30 seconds."
ITUNES CONSPIRACY! |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I'd have to differ on this one. I think homosexuals would at least be intelligent enough to sample the middle of the track. |
...because they're looking out for the well-being of others :p |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
...because they're looking out for the well-being of others :p |
Are you calling me gay? |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Are you calling me gay? |
No, a fag. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
No, a fag. |
No, I'm gay. YOU'RE a fag. I mean, your name is TED. That's totally the name of some old dude that would come into a gay bar and be like "hey fellas I'm on vaca. Wanna come sit in my jacuzzi for a bit? I can make martinis and then give you a back rub with happy ending." Damn it Ted you are such a fag. You ruin the gay image for the rest of us! |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
No, I'm gay. YOU'RE a fag. I mean, your name is TED. That's totally the name of some old dude that would come into a gay bar and be like "hey fellas I'm on vaca. Wanna come sit in my jacuzzi for a bit? I can make martinis and then give you a back rub with happy ending." Damn it Ted you are such a fag. You ruin the gay image for the rest of us! |
Whoaaaa nelly, who turned this ******ry into gayness here? |
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| paulandrews |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
No, I'm gay. YOU'RE a fag. I mean, your name is TED. That's totally the name of some old dude that would come into a gay bar and be like "hey fellas I'm on vaca. Wanna come sit in my jacuzzi for a bit? I can make martinis and then give you a back rub with happy ending." Damn it Ted you are such a fag. You ruin the gay image for the rest of us! |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
Whoaaaa nelly, who turned this ******ry into gayness here? |
You did Ted. You did. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
You did Ted. You did. |
oh, ok. Sweet! |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
oh, ok. Sweet! |
Ahhhh you are cute. |
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