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The feeling of freshness (pg. 3)
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
You know how else you can get that feeling of freshness? Don't shower for like, 3 or 4 days. Once you finally do, you'll feel like it was the first time you were ever clean. |
interested in selling your panties after such experience? there's good money to be had. |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I've been thinking of breaking out some liquor tonight myself.
Probably shouldn't since I have lots to do tomorrow. |
dude, just imagine yourself married, with kids, mortgage, car payments, frigid wife, taxes, suburbia, sneaking a wank in between working 2 jobs and running errands, while not having any privacy anywhere, working in a place where your future is uncertain, etc. etc. etc.
things are not looking as dim now, I hope? :tongue3 |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by heathen
toke it |
what'cha tokin' 'bout? |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
dude, just imagine yourself married, with kids, mortgage, car payments, frigid wife, taxes, suburbia, sneaking a wank in between working 2 jobs and running errands, while not having any privacy anywhere, working in a place where your future is uncertain, etc. etc. etc.
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i have six of those things:wtf: :wtf: |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
dude, just imagine yourself married, with kids, mortgage, car payments, frigid wife, taxes, suburbia, sneaking a wank in between working 2 jobs and running errands, while not having any privacy anywhere, working in a place where your future is uncertain, etc. etc. etc. |
Is that your situation? |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i have six of those things:wtf: :wtf: |
list 'em. let's compare. |
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| aNYthing |
I'm not your friend, buddy! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
list 'em. let's compare. |
bolded in previous thread:
mortgage
taxes
car payments
suburbia (only kind of but not really i guess)
sneaking in a wank
working in a job where my future is uncertain |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
I'm not your friend, buddy! |
i'm not your buddy, guy! |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i'm not your buddy, guy! |
I'm NOT YOUR GUY, friend!
btw. that list doesn't look bad. wait till u have 2 kids. |
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