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| VERTiG0 |
In my wallet:
Debit card
Visa
CAA Plus membership card
Health card
Air Miles card
SIN card
WSIB cert card
Spare car key
Birth certificate
Various receipts
2 USB flash drives
Rotting yellowfin tuna
Student card
ISIC card |
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| FunkyCrew |
Since I usually carry a different bag every day depending on what I need with me, I'd say on average:
- wallet
- keys
- chapstick
- kleenex
- hair brush
- mp3 player
- book or newspaper
- eyeglasses and/or sunglasses, in a case
- hand cream |
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| Jem_hadar |
I carry my wallet in my purse* :eek:
* Or, as my North Carolinian friends call it: a "pocketbook"
:wtf: :wtf: :haha: :haha: |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by neuromancer
an eyeball .. :eyes: |
I don't even know how to go there Ademar... nonetheless, since you're a big computer wiz, you get a watchamacallit.
Yohan... I don't know if a wallet is a purse, but you contributed to the thread by listing a long list. Do you keep your wallet in your front pocket or back? Either way... it either brushes your junk, or sit on it. Peeew! Use more duct tape.
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I stand corrected. Sometimes I do carry a purse. |
RJ... That purse DOES go with your shoes. You get a gold purse for that.
| quote: | Originally posted by Intangible
WRAPPER! no candy in it!! lol. but yes I need to chuck the wrapper.
And nail file.... I NEVER file my nails in public extremely gross!! BUT if my nail breaks ill go to the washroom and fix it up... otherwise my nail will be like a weapon all day.
I DO NOT DESERVE THIS UGLY PURSE!!!!!!:sadgreen: |
It looks like I missed the part about the purse-refreshing purfume sample.
OK, gold purse 4u
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| Cosmic Fur |
| AJ, you care wayy too much about purses. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
In my wallet:
Debit card
Visa
CAA Plus membership card
Health card
Air Miles card
SIN card
WSIB cert card
Spare car key
Birth certificate
Various receipts
2 USB flash drives
Rotting yellowfin tuna
Student card
ISIC card |
I see what you did there.
If you lose your wallet, you can pretty much kiss your identity goodbye. Never keep your birth cirtificate in your wallet or purse.
You get a cassette wallet.
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkyCrew
Since I usually carry a different bag every day depending on what I need with me, I'd say on average:
- wallet
- keys
- chapstick
- kleenex
- hair brush
- mp3 player
- book or newspaper
- eyeglasses and/or sunglasses, in a case
- hand cream |
Hand cream in bag is a recipe for disaster. Those cream tops come off too easy. Other than that, you express good hygene and organizational skills.
Dima, if this thread is not your bag, gtfo :P |
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| Abercrombie |
So I was thinking of alternate sources of purse stench.
So when this hippie chick played her back on that little grocery store purse platform... I was thinking... just where else did that purse rest on? There are some pretty gross places where a girl puts down her purse.
Subway floor
dancefloor
carfloor
toilet floor
PUBLIC toilet floor
toilet floor in a nightclub
These ters overflow, there's overspray, rectal splatter... and ladies put purses on the floor.
And there I am putting my wallet after she used that plateau so I can sign my credit card. WTF |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
RJ... That purse DOES go with your shoes. You get a gold purse for that.
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Thank you. I'm quite pleased myself. |
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| MikeyN |
in my wallet:
driver's licence
debit card
visa card
costco card
swipe card for work
thats it. what i have isnt even really a wallet, its the wallet insert for photo ID that has just enough space for all of that. Its great, its thin, its always in my back pocket and doesnt bother me when i drive, |
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| loca |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
So I was thinking of alternate sources of purse stench.
So when this hippie chick played her back on that little grocery store purse platform... I was thinking... just where else did that purse rest on? There are some pretty gross places where a girl puts down her purse.
Subway floor
dancefloor
carfloor
toilet floor
PUBLIC toilet floor
toilet floor in a nightclub
These ters overflow, there's overspray, rectal splatter... and ladies put purses on the floor.
And there I am putting my wallet after she used that plateau so I can sign my credit card. WTF |
No way do I put my purse down on any of those surfaces. It's always on my lap. If I have to use a public bathroom (which I avoid at all costs) I hang it on those hangers on the door. I also sometimes put it on a chair/seat beside me and don't take any purses to clubs (too bothersome) so toilet floors in nightclubs are out too. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
You get a cassette wallet.
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WHERE DO YOU GET ONE OF THESE?!?!?!?!?!? |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
WHERE DO YOU GET ONE OF THESE?!?!?!?!?!? |
lol I'll make you one.
ps. that's a lot of tangibles you're carrying there, Intangible! (sry had to do it) :toothless |
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