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Why are gay guys so fem and ugly? (pg. 7)
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| SuspicionVandit |
| don't mention getting laid. It puts the thought of gay sex in my mind. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by CybaSumo
elegant gays |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
And why do they always say "I know right" all the time??? WTF is that supposed to mean? Why do they enjoy listening to house remixes of American Idol drop outs? Who thought it would be a good idea to put a 4/4 beat behind "you're gonnaaaa loooveee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"? Do these gay guys even know what they look like and how they sound? Why do they have gay face? They all look like they have a raging clue. Are they even aware of how annoying they are when they talk? |
I suddenly wish to hear you say this statement on a YouTube video and see how un-gay you sound. The more times I read this, the more flamboyant it sounds in my head.
Imagine that person from the "Leave Britney Alone" YouTube vid saying the above paragraph. I can't get that out of my head. Sorry, you mention flamboyantly gay people and then proceed to rant, it's just what sticks in my mind!
c0r version: I want Jake Benson to send me gay videos of himself. |
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| josh rising |
jake, you know i understand. i hate gay guys. all the ones i find are always "too busy" with college and 5,000 jobs (seriously) that they lead me on to thinking we'll date, and we don't and they end up just hooking up w/ me instead because i'm misled by the prospect of a relationship that never comes. it's bull. especially cos i'm really, really, really conservative (which of course isn't a good thing in the gay scene) and i make it clear that i won't do with a guy unless i'm dating them, so they just pretend that we'll eventually date so they can get inside my pants. i hate it.
this guy i'm kinda with right now... can't even begin. it's a neverending cycle of gay bull.
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oh yeah, you know i'm really skinny though right? not cos i'm gay, but cos my metabolism is really fast. i also hate that gay guys think i'm automatically feminine just cos i'm skinny, but some of the biggest and most ripped gay guys have the girliest voices and swish around like there's no tomorrow, and they would act all shocked when i talk and i actually have a deep voice and a southern accent. them!
bottom line: just date me jake!
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
c0r version: I want Jake Benson to send me gay videos of himself. |
+1:wtf: (although i've talked to him before and he doesn't sound that gay]
i don't know if thats a compliment or not, seriously. :conf: |
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| josh rising |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
+1:wtf: (although i've talked to him before and he doesn't sound that gay]
i don't know if thats a compliment or not, seriously. :conf: |
that brings up a good point actually, mr. bills. i HATE when gay guys say they're "masculine" or "straight acting" (which makes no sense, if you're "straight acting" that means you should be chasing a vagina, not a dick), and then they really aren't. and their major is nursing or interior design, they talk gay and they stick their ass out whenever they walk. ing d-bags.
sorry.
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh rising
that brings up a good point actually, mr. bills. i HATE when gay guys say they're "masculine" or "straight acting" (which makes no sense, if you're "straight acting" that means you should be chasing a vagina, not a dick), and then they really aren't. and their major is nursing or interior design, they talk gay and they stick their ass out whenever they walk. ing d-bags.
sorry.
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but you can be masculine and still like it in the butt, am i right? i mean, does masculinity have to involve pounding vag? |
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| josh rising |
no, you're totally right. it just bothers me when certain gay guys SAY they're masculine / "straight acting" but they're really not.
eta: jake, i say "i know right?" :( but not in that annoying gay way that i know you mean. i know str8 guys who say it too tho. |
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| Jake Benson |
Oh Josh, you can say "I know right" and I'll let Tubularbills get away with saying it too. Also, I just clump every skinny gay guy in the "bad" category here in LA because the skinny ones are likely the flaming models for elongated shoulders, bad posture, etc. I've met some hot skinny gay (and str8) guys before.
David Michael, this has been a growing fantasy for me to post videos of myself either gay bashing homosexuals, straight bashing heterosexuals, or both at the same time. It will happen soon. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Oh Josh, you can say "I know right" and I'll let Tubularbills get away with saying it too. Also, I just clump every skinny gay guy in the "bad" category here in LA because the skinny ones are likely the flaming models for elongated shoulders, bad posture, etc. I've met some hot skinny gay (and str8) guys before.
David Michael, this has been a growing fantasy for me to post videos of myself either gay bashing homosexuals, straight bashing heterosexuals, or both at the same time. It will happen soon. |
woot! |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
David Michael, this has been a growing fantasy for me to post videos of myself either gay bashing homosexuals, straight bashing heterosexuals, or both at the same time. It will happen soon. |
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! |
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| josh rising |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Oh Josh, you can say "I know right" and I'll let Tubularbills get away with saying it too. Also, I just clump every skinny gay guy in the "bad" category here in LA because the skinny ones are likely the flaming models for elongated shoulders, bad posture, etc. I've met some hot skinny gay (and str8) guys before.
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awesome thanks jake. i appreciate that. i've been trying to stop saying it too b/c i know it's a tool-ish phrase but i just can't. it just fits too many vague scenarios.
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maybe you should just move out of los angeles. i'm pretty sure that's the worst major city (in the US at least) for quality (not quantity) of gay guys. or at least it seems that way. after i graduate i'm moving back to tampa where all the gay guys there are pretty similar to me, i'm not sure if that'd be your scene but who knows!!!
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