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Why are gay guys so fem and ugly?
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| Jake Benson |
Is it me or are gay guys not only fem and nelly but they're also generally uglier. It's like they try so hard to look good that they do "look" good but consequently look sexually unattractive. Why can't they stop being skinny, gain some healthy weight and stop shaving like straight guys? And why do they always say "I know right" all the time??? WTF is that supposed to mean? Why do they enjoy listening to house remixes of American Idol drop outs? Who thought it would be a good idea to put a 4/4 beat behind "you're gonnaaaa loooveee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"? Do these gay guys even know what they look like and how they sound? Why do they have gay face? They all look like they have a raging clue. Are they even aware of how annoying they are when they talk? Omg are they even human?!? Why can't they just integrate in society and be cool and play the guitar and play football and listen to good tech-house n ? Sorry to talk about guys all the time in the c0r, but if I were straight, I'd be talking about chicks all the time like you guys do. I objectify as much as the nigga to my left. Don't hate.
c0r version: I can't get laid. :( |
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| nchs09 |
| Why dont you have a try and having at it with the ladies? |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
Why dont you have a try and having at it with the ladies? |
What are those? |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
What are those? |
Kinda like men,except much better:gsmile: |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
Kinda like men,except much better:gsmile: |
I dunno about that. Statistically they are less likely to have HIV. But I don't like hair all over my sink. That's just sick. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
But I don't like hair all over my sink. That's just sick. |
wtf.....
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Why can't they stop being skinny, gain some healthy weight and stop shaving like straight guys? |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
wtf..... |
sorry....was referring to LONG hair. You know, 12+ inches. Stubbles are fine, but when it's like a long hair strand or clump of hair in the sink or the shower. Everytime my sister took a shower she left hair ALL OVER THE PLACE. Ok bad excuse. Females are just so you know ..... I mean, I can drool over a car but I wouldn't want to have sex with it. Don't try to convince me I'm straight, because you might win. :( |
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| nchs09 |
| *slowly walks away from this thread* |
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| RJT |
So does that mean you're a bottom?
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
*slowly walks away from this thread* |
You're gay. Anyway I'm going to the gym now. We all know I can't have sex with . So you need to start thinking of ways to help a jake out mmmk? I better read a solution when I get back. Otherwise, you're fired! |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
So does that mean you're a bottom?
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HELL NO. |
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