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Banging Broads and then robbing them in morning (pg. 6)
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| Lira |
| If "Faith in Humanity" were anything like mana, I'd have lost about 50 points just by reading this thread =/ |
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| lücid |
| i stole an Oakenfold CD from a guy's place once. i found out later it didn't even belong to him, it belonged to his roommate and then i felt bad about stealing a CD from a guy i never even met. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
If "Faith in Humanity" were anything like mana, I'd have lost about 50 points just by reading this thread =/ |
lmao amazing. |
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| Fledz |
Man this thread is definitely epic on so many levels. Especially since there's things said in there which I would never do but it makes it so much more interesting to read.
Lira is correct with his statement but damn, everyone loves trashy and funny stories! :toothless |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
lmao amazing. |
No, seriously, Radiohead?! :p |
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| elFreak |
| seriously though, stealing while someone is sleeping is epic fag...no challenge. The real hard thing is to disrespect them while they are awake. |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
seriously though, stealing while someone is sleeping is epic fag...no challenge. The real hard thing is to disrespect them while they are awake. |
i feel a warmness when i read your words. |
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| elFreak |
| change your diaper. |
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| Lira |
ElFreak's got the courage you guys haven't got.
He steals underwear when the "banged broad" is cooking, not sleeping... and he lives in Korea, in case you haven't noticed! When he tries to sneak out of the girl's apartment, she's got a ruddy hot pan full of kimchi aimed at him, and he doesn't run away just because he wants to sniff her knickers while listening to Radiohead later at night - he's actually trying to save his life from all the mayhem and destruction the breath of a Korean dish can cause.
And he's known to have flown with a wonderbra once. |
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| Gauss |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
lol. good thread
so this one girl i met at this party a friend told me about i was chillin doing my own thing and this girl i had been eying on and came up to me, long story short we started talking and ect.
eventually it lead back to her place and we started to fool around a little bit. just hand/head and then after the somewhat good times (it was awful but im not gonna complain, i got my dick sucked) it was decided i should crash at her place. i woke up in the middle of the night (it happens to me a lot) so i did a little sneak attack on her valuables. well man it wasn't good and when i tried to take care of buz and go a little further she was like nah dude, not happening. anyway..
after searching her room i swiped her iPod (sold it eventually) and took a jar of cookies for the trip home (which was pretty long for me at like 4 am i think?).
and the other;
so there was this girl this guy i knew was dating. he wasn't really a good friend of mine but i hung out with him once or twice and we got a long well, we didn't have class or chill very much outside of school but we got along you know what i mean? anyway she dumped him for some gay reason and he was pretty upset about it. since i never had the chance to meet this girl (they weren't dating very long) he asked me for a little assassination attempt. i agreed. (fyi: never get doors that have a keyless entry system) he knew the code.. so.
one night we did a little raid. he came and picked me up at like 2 am in his truck, we drove to this girls house and all im expecting is to do some outside demolishing or whatever gay he had planned, but nope. he told I was going inside to snipe some and do whatever i could and to leave this empty condom on her bed (it had like this white hand cream inside so it looked used) after a long debate and me not trying to look soft i agreed. i snuck (well its not really sneaky in entering in the code and voila) inside practically ting myself. did a little investigation and saw these big ass garbage bags so i took one, swiped all her food (was hungry) and since im a big i found a HUGE ing tampon/pad collection. holy it was like i was in shoppers drug mart, easily 50-100 tampons and pads boxes. snuck out and dropped off all this in his truck, and i told him i had to do a round 2.
all the adrenaline and probably fear took quite a toll on the peanut butter sandwiches i had before. so before i did his request (goodbye parting condom) i dropped a massive in the tiolet. unfortunately it was a little explosive and well some of it kinda got all over the seat and i had to use a towel to wipe the splashes off my ass. after that i head off to do my final quest... she was out cold, all i did was just open up the door and tossed it at her direction and hoped for the best and peeled out. we dipped the outta there quicktimes. thats for sure. |
Does not compute. |
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| Scoops |
so in the past few summers, I've been picking up these sloars at this bar/club on the jersey shore....
and these girls bring me back to their shore house and I try to keep this tradition going. So lets just say that I have quite the collection of Iphone chords and chargers |
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| wotyzoid |
| I wanna partake , why did I not know about this? I could use some expensive conditioner and other rare trinkets found in girls' bathrooms. |
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