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has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping? (pg. 2)
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
right. because it was her fault you fvcked her in the arse. |
yes, yes it was. |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores , so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with . When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was ing livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were ing 300 thread count sheets that whore.
fin |
My God you talk some rubbish.
You and Tucker Max should team up; you're both sad and pathetic. |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rose
You've got to be ing kidding me. How many alts has this bitch made? |
Which other alts are his exactly? |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lame and not even remotely amusing. loser. |
You fail to see the lulz in taking a dump on a girl while sleeping.
Anyhow this ALT made me laugh. |
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| Thunder5 |
| goddamn alts are everywhere. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores , so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with . When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was ing livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were ing 300 thread count sheets that whore.
fin |
your so coooool Brewster. You left out the part at the end where u wake up. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I put a chick's head through a wall when I was doing her from behind....I'm just glad she missed the stud in the wall. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I put a chick's head through a wall when I was doing her from behind....I'm just glad she missed the stud in the wall. |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores , so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with . When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was ing livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were ing 300 thread count sheets that whore.
fin |
if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her ?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.
Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of differ from your other daily activities?
Did you have fun cleaning the up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?
you're so sexy |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her ?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.
Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of differ from your other daily activities?
Did you have fun cleaning the up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?
you're so sexy |
I want to shake the out of you like the Marta soulja girl video. |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
I want to shake the out of you like the Marta soulja girl video. |
press charges |
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