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has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping? (pg. 3)
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
press charges |
hahahahahahahah |
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| Direct |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores , so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with . When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was ing livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were ing 300 thread count sheets that whore.
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That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here. |
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| GTS3gEclipse |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here. |
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| Gen3r4l1ty |
| I'm just waiting for 'the picture'... you internet sickos know which one im talkin about. |
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| avalon warrior |
| I knew it ! |
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| noikeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by avalon warrior
just curious |
no, but if i ever see you sleeping, i will. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores , so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with . When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was ing livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were ing 300 thread count sheets that whore.
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Sometimes anal sex results in uncontrolled bowel movement. More at 11.
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her ?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.
Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of differ from your other daily activities?
Did you have fun cleaning the up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?
you're so sexy |
Wow, way to take that post so seriously. You must be as fun of a person as getting a lobotomy. :rolleyes: |
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| whiskers |
| Also, this ty (no pun intended) ALT thread had great potential, but somehow it went south. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
Also, this ty (no pun intended) ALT thread had great potential, but somehow it went down the toilet. |
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| avalon warrior |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
Sometimes anal sex results in uncontrolled bowel movement. More at 11.
Wow, way to take that post so seriously. You must be as fun of a person as getting a lobotomy. :rolleyes: |
getting a lobotomy must suck |
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