Maybe it's just me, but for some reason I lol'd really hard when I saw this for the first time a little while ago:
I'm not sure why I found it so funny - but I think it's the fact that it basically allows you to assume all manner of hilarious things about what happened to the girls mom.
For instance, I like to imagine she was a methamphetamine addict and the girls father walked in on her sucking dick to support her habit, so he kicked her out on the street where she lives with some dealer named "Skinny Pete", and then the father told his daughters their mom died on a plane ride to visit Santa.
Was the next line "Don't forget to do you're pubes!!!"?
bas
She ran away with her tennis coach because her husband was "getting gray". Getting gray, in this case, refers to his inability to sustain an erection.
nchs09
White hairs are no laughing matter... they are SRZ BUSINESS :mad:
i have 14 :(
Dervish
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Originally posted by nchs09
White hairs are no laughing matter... they are SRZ BUSINESS :mad:
i have 14 :(
ing racist mexican bastard!
nchs09
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Originally posted by Dervish
ing racist mexican bastard!
You can laugh at white people... just not white hairs:whip: :clown:
Dervish
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Originally posted by nchs09
You can laugh at white people... just not white hairs:whip: :clown:
Yeah you can joke about your thinly veiled mexican extremist views all you want, but I see you daemon. :p
dj_alfi
One day the mom was out shopping and on her way back she got a flat tire. She tried to call a tow truck (cus americans - and especially american women - don't know how to change a tire) but just as she got through the battery died on her.
She tried stopping passing cars, but not one car stopped. Some drivers even threw garbage at her, laughing tauntily at her.
After sitting in the car for seven hours, she had gotten so cold that she couldnt feel her fingers. The thought of starting the car to heat it up had not occured to her.
She suddenly remember seeing kids from Romania huff glue and gasoline to keep warm on TV.
She found her spare gas can from the trunk and started inhaling the fumes. Suddenly a wave of heat rushed through her body. It was like lying down in a hot bath.
One thing she hadnt expected was the hallucinations caused by the lack of oxygen to the brain that huffing gasoline causes.
She had just gotten warm enough to put down the can for a bit. She adjusted the rear view mirror so she could clean up the mascara that been running because of her crying.
"So, this is what have become of you, Susan?" a voice said. She suddenly noticed in the mirror that her father was sitting in the backseat. "Dad, how long have been sitting there?" she asked. "Long enough to be sure that this is gonna happen!" he replied. "For what to happen?" she asked weary. Her father leaned towards her and whispered. "I'm gonna rape you, bitch!".
Susan tried to get out of the car in fear for her life, but found here arms and legs to be made out of beer cans. "What? Beer cans?" she cried, "Why haven't anyone told me this before?".
She looked in the mirror and saw her father undressing.
"What am I gonna do?" she thought to herself.
She remembered the hunters knife her husbond kept in the glove compartment for safety. She leaned over to fish it out.
"Dad! You're not gonna do this to me!" she cried "I'll cut up my body so you're not gonna want me!". "Oh, i've ed your mother, so even if you're cutted up and bloody, it'll still be a trade up!" he laughed. "I'll use your blood as lubrication."
"What the hell am I doing?" She thought to herself. "Why don't I just kill him?". She turned around to attack him, but he were nowhere to be seen. She looked frantically around trying to find him.
"Was it just my mind playing tricks on me?". She started to breath calmer as she sat back in the drivers seat. She looked up in the mirror and to her horror her father was back, but this time he looked more like Vince McMahon. "BUUUUTTSECKS SURPRISE!" he yelled while trying to force his green and orange into her ass.
"Daaad! Noooo!" she yelled. "What have I done to deserve this?". Her father pulled her hair while whispering in her ear. "Oh, You know what you did". He then forced her face down on the gas can, allowing her to inhale more fumes.
She tried kicking and screaming a while, but found her father to be too strong for her. He forced it in so hard, and she had never experienced anal sex before. It was painful, but after a while she just layed there submissive, accepting the that just kept on ramming her ass.
After a while it didn't hurt so much, she was actually starting to enjoy the feeling of being pounded hard, even though it was her father giving it to her.
The rape lasted for a good fifteen minutes before her dad was done. Susan was exhausted, and was feeling dizzy. She tried to get up but kept slipping in something she couldn't see. It was dark so she tried reaching the light to find out what it was, but she slipped again and hit her head.
The police found her three days later. Cause of death was heavy bloodloss due to several hundred self-inflicted knife wounds around the rectal area.
nchs09
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Originally posted by dj_alfi
One day the mom was out shopping and on her way back she got a flat tire. She tried to call a tow truck (cus americans - and especially american women - don't know how to change a tire) but just as she got through the battery died on her.
She tried stopping passing cars, but not one car stopped. Some drivers even threw garbage at her, laughing tauntily at her.
After sitting in the car for seven hours, she had gotten so cold that she couldnt feel her fingers. The thought of starting the car to heat it up had not occured to her.
She suddenly remember seeing kids from Romania huff glue and gasoline to keep warm on TV.
She found her spare gas can from the trunk and started inhaling the fumes. Suddenly a wave of heat rushed through her body. It was like lying down in a hot bath.
One thing she hadnt expected was the hallucinations caused by the lack of oxygen to the brain that huffing gasoline causes.
She had just gotten warm enough to put down the can for a bit. She adjusted the rear view mirror so she could clean up the mascara that been running because of her crying.
"So, this is what have become of you, Susan?" a voice said. She suddenly noticed in the mirror that her father was sitting in the backseat. "Dad, how long have been sitting there?" she asked. "Long enough to be sure that this is gonna happen!" he replied. "For what to happen?" she asked weary. Her father leaned towards her and whispered. "I'm gonna rape you, bitch!".
Susan tried to get out of the car in fear for her life, but found here arms and legs to be made out of beer cans. "What? Beer cans?" she cried, "Why haven't anyone told me this before?".
She looked in the mirror and saw her father undressing.
"What am I gonna do?" she thought to herself.
She remembered the hunters knife her husbond kept in the glove compartment for safety. She leaned over to fish it out.
"Dad! You're not gonna do this to me!" she cried "I'll cut up my body so you're not gonna want me!". "Oh, i've ed your mother, so even if you're cutted up and bloody, it'll still be a trade up!" he laughed. "I'll use your blood as lubrication."
"What the hell am I doing?" She thought to herself. "Why don't I just kill him?". She turned around to attack him, but he were nowhere to be seen. She looked frantically around trying to find him.
"Was it just my mind playing tricks on me?". She started to breath calmer as she sat back in the drivers seat. She looked up in the mirror and to her horror her father was back, but this time he looked more like Vince McMahon. "BUUUUTTSECKS SURPRISE!" he yelled while trying to force his green and orange into her ass.
"Daaad! Noooo!" she yelled. "What have I done to deserve this?". Her father pulled her hair while whispering in her ear. "Oh, You know what you did". He then forced her face down on the gas can, allowing her to inhale more fumes.
She tried kicking and screaming a while, but found her father to be too strong for her. He forced it in so hard, and she had never experienced anal sex before. It was painful, but after a while she just layed there submissive, accepting the that just kept on ramming her ass.
After a while it didn't hurt so much, she was actually starting to enjoy the feeling of being pounded hard, even though it was her father giving it to her.
The rape lasted for a good fifteen minutes before her dad was done. Susan was exhausted, and was feeling dizzy. She tried to get up but kept slipping in something she couldn't see. It was dark so she tried reaching the light to find out what it was, but she slipped again and hit her head.
The police found her three days later. Cause of death was heavy bloodloss due to several hundred self-inflicted knife wounds around the rectal area.
hahahahha wtf did you just repost this? loser.
verndogs
I've had gray hairs since I was 10 :tongue3
dj_alfi
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Originally posted by nchs09
hahahahha wtf did you just repost this? loser.
at least i dont have crabs in my beard! yeah, i found you out!
nchs09
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Originally posted by dj_alfi
at least i dont have crabs in my beard! yeah, i found you out!
my laptop died about 3 hours ago... i saw that post and skipped it.... then plugged it back in, posted and it was again on the top of the cor... gave me the lulz. Reminds me of Vlad.
