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| tubularbills |
Craigslist often makes me laugh:
| quote: | Mrs Inda R (how many Inda's could there be?) - m4w (really Close this time)
Hello Inda, Yes I know you are married, but then so am I.
I just love that you are tall and oh-so-curvy. And I would
love to get to know you sooooo much better. I have noticed
the way you look at me and just wanted you to know that I
am very interested in what I see.
Please send me a little note and let me know you are interested
also. I am so ripe for the picking now and would Marry you
ASAP if you are up for that too.
Please write! |
what are some from your cities? |
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| Frenchie |
monday at 5pm - you got a big health nut, i got a pina colada and opened the door for you
i wanted to offer you a hand, but you headed east as i went west
so, what's in your box of books?
 
it made me giggle |
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| Frenchie |
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-06-16, 6:40PM EDT
This is a long shot for many reasons, one you probably won't read it and two, even if you do, you probably won't be interested but it's worth a shot. You gave me an awesome therapeutic massage this afternoon. Your hands felt amazing. And you were sooooooooooooooooo cute, made me wish it was the kind of massage place that gave happy endings! :)
* Location: King and Sherbourne
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 722132788 |
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| aNYthing |
these people are fu*king pathetic. does anyone really think that people of their interest will come home and wonder "gee wiz... we really had a moment there, didn't we? I think I better check craigslist. several times a day. for the next year or so. who knows, we can be soulmates!"
ugh. :wtf: ing cretins. |
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| Boomer187 |
Date: 2008-06-12, 6:43PM PDT
U tall,dark, & handsome latino maybe italian...white dress shirt and tie. Hanging w/ an African American guy. U elbowed me by accident and I teased u for starting a fight. Should've asked you to beat me up some more! |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| NY's are hella funny cuz alot of them are from the trains. I love reading them. |
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| lücid |
RED CAR WITH SMASHED DRIVER SIDE - m4m - 25 (KENOSHA)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-06-15, 7:06AM CDT
you were waiting outside advance america loan store on highway 50 u had on windpants and a HUGE boner, yea we all saw it, it was way hottt wanna know whats up? would like to see it without the pants!
Prospect Ave-You w/stroller - m4w - 27 (Prospect Ave)
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-06-14, 10:35PM CDT
You-carrying two kids, wearing engagement ring, happily on your way to an amazing lyyfe.
Me-Horny |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
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| Silky Johnson |
OH! JO = jerk off?? I've seen it before:
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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One of my all time favorite CraigsList postings. :stongue:
I'd totally JO in a tornado.
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| Dr. DAS |
OOOOoooohhhhhh, well if it's HO scale. I had a j/o buddy who ran N scale trains and that didn't do it for me.
And, lol @ "I would be okay with just J/O looking at a tornado"
! CL is teh funny! |
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| RJT |
Also, I have got to ask (though I'm sure it's been asked before), but how does one reconcile "no gay stuff" and "poss. handjob exchange"?
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