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Severed feet popping up on Canadian coast
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Today Canadian authorities were alerted to a severed foot near Vancouver. The severed foot is the sixth to be found in the area in the past eleven months:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/18/canada.feet/
So, where are all these feet coming from? :nervous: |
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| Alex |
| Cloverfield monster, obviously. |
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| iammesol |
| They're just burritos :o |
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| bas |
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| Clovis |
| Jennypie's foot fetish gone horribly wrong... |
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| BTG |
it's gota be something to do with all the illegal immigrants and the 'slavery' that goes on there.
while it's not like the japs are picking cotton, they have to pay the triads (or who ever is bringing them over) money or else...
or else what?
your foot is gone.
ohhh |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| if they've only been finding left feet, i suggest the person cutting them off works in a shoe shop. |
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| idoru |
| In an attempt to prove that border security going into Canada is lax, I've been killing people and driving their bodies north for the past year. There's more to be found if they'd do a bit of digging. |
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| RJT |
| The difficult thing about being a mass murderer isn't the murdering part. It's the mass part. It's the pace you've gotta keep up, the sheer volume of murdering. 'Cause the funny thing about killing: After the first time you've killed, the second time it's easy. The third time you start to get cocky, so you gotta be careful. You know, you gotta stay humble or you make dumb mistakes. And, oh, by around the seventh time you're likely to feel like you're in a bit of a rut. Want to get artistic with it, you know, start cutting off the middle toe of each victim so you'll be known as "The Middle Toe Murderer." By that point, I don't know, I think that's showboating. You know, you gotta ask yourself: "Who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?" Around about the twentieth murder, well, you're likely to be sick of the whole thing. You know, sometimes I don't even want to look at another corpse. I feel if I even see a chainsaw, I'll scream. It's like what happened the other day: I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence when I run into this old friend of mine from high school. And he says, "Hey! Whatcha been doin'?" And I think to myself, "What HAVE I been doing? What am I doing with my life? Where's this leading? Am I gonna be doing this at fifty?" Sometimes I think I really should go back to college. |
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| occrider |
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From the article: "At first, the talk about it was really humorous, but as more feet turned up, the talk became sinister," she added. "These are pristine islands, not the place where you would expect to find a bunch of severed feet."
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One or two severed feet is definitely hahaha, but six? Well that's serious business. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
One or two severed feet is definitely hahaha, but six? Well that's serious business. |
That is what I was thinking... WTF??!? One foot was enough... but 6??
Since all but one were right feet, that means at least 5 people are likely to be dead, or at the very least, missing a foot.
That's pretty ed up. |
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| Clovis |
| pew pew, sarcasm deflected! |
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