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how to tell my ex-girlfriend to fack off nicely? (pg. 2)
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Send her pet bunny's head to her in a box. |
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| Slylee |
a month is nothing. a month flies by.
i'm talking like change your cell phone number, stop talking to any mutual friends, etc...
you just make yourself disappear from her life. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by R.j.
she, actually, liked it. :nervous: |
Yeah. Okay. Only way to get rid of a girl like this is calling the brutes at the looney bin to come pick her up. |
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| aNYthing |
get back with her, she's obviously craving some anal. insist on anal only. get weird about it - one day, say you wanna lube your with sour cream. next time, you wanna try honey. insist on ass to mouth and ask which flavor she enjoys the most. bukakke every time. after a while if she doesn't take a hint, you got yourself a keeper - girl like that is damn near impossible to find... especially if she doesn't mind having your friends join in on the party.
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| R.j. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
a month is nothing. a month flies by.
i'm talking like change your cell phone number, stop talking to any mutual friends, etc...
you just make yourself disappear from her life. |
i'll be disappearing soon, though... going to Syracuse :D
but god damn, she's taking this too seriously... it's gotten to the point where i'm angry.
maybe, just maybe, i should tell her i'm already 'talking' to one of her friends? |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by R.j.
maybe, just maybe, i should tell her i'm already 'talking' to one of her friends? |
ok now you've just done nothing but make me believe that you secretly enjoy it. |
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| Project-K |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Send her pet bunny's head to her in a box. |
You just reminded me of Ultimate DOOM
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| Renzo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
a month is nothing. a month flies by.
i'm talking like change your cell phone number, stop talking to any mutual friends, etc...
you just make yourself disappear from her life. |
What the ? A guy is supposed to change his number and stop speaking to friends over some broad? Shenanigans.
That bitch can eat my nuts. |
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| R.j. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
ok now you've just done nothing but make me believe that you secretly enjoy it. |
pfft. yeah, right.
honestly, nothing serious 'cept maybe going out to a movie/dinner will happen with this girl, so, like, yeah... it isn't much of a fling. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Did you try the always classic "Garbage is dumped and so are you."?
Cause that works. |
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| kadomony |
| she still wants yor ponos! |
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| Slylee |
it all depends on how badly you want some psycho bitch out of your life.
sometimes it's just not worth it to meet up with people at spots if you know she is going to be there and start drama, etc...
i would just cut my losses and disappear. |
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