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how to tell my ex-girlfriend to fack off nicely? (pg. 5)
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| jupiterone |
didn't we have a thread like this a year or so back where someone posted their girlfriends phone number, pics, and everyone in the thread called and annoyed the out of her?
do ittttttttt |
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| ZeJayMan |
| just pump her one more time then when you're about done shout her best friends name and tell her you've been banging her. |
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| Zoso |
| Obviously you've got to keep banging her. Invite her over a few times, her proper, then make up an excuse every time about why she has to leave immediately. Soon enough she'll get the idea that you're a disgusting pig and leave you alone. Amirite? |
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| ZeJayMan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Obviously you've got to keep banging her. Invite her over a few times, her proper, then make up an excuse every time about why she has to leave immediately. Soon enough she'll get the idea that you're a disgusting pig and leave you alone. Amirite? |
quoted for accuracy. |
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| Dr. DAS |
| Did she buy you a gun rack? |
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| Sh!fty |
| just get a new girlfriend (one who is hot and looks nothing like her)? she'll off |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Did she buy you a gun rack? |
I don't own ahh gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
What am I going to do ... with a gun rack? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| do what I did with my ex.... meet up with her... bang the out of her (anal works best, cum in her eye to really top it off). Afterward she'll ask something to the effect of "I guess this means we're back together?" To which you replay (as I did), "No, I figured we'd just . I know you love me but the truth is, I deserve better." |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
do what I did with my ex.... meet up with her... bang the out of her (anal works best, cum in her eye to really top it off). Afterward she'll ask something to the effect of "I guess this means we're back together?" To which you replay (as I did), "No, I figured we'd just . I know you love me but the truth is, I deserve better." |
lolol
"i know this must be hard. i would be upset if i were breaking up with me too. but the important thing is.... *push her gently out of bed*
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
"i know this must be hard. i would be upset if i were breaking up with me too. but the important thing is.... *push her gently out of bed*
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trance Nutter
"Look here woman, unless you're bringing cake I've told you this relationship is over! So the choice is yours, cake or leave" |
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