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The case of the hidden food.
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| elFreak |
I just did the most retarded thing i ever did in my life. I am going home for a few months, and one of my room mates (just a big whiny douche who made life in the place unbearable) got a little surprise. I was originally planning to take a on his floor, but realizing that i am almost 30, i thought it to be too immature and easy. So i went to the fridge...
I made a big "diversion" mess by putting 3 day old leftover pasta (with sauce) under his pillow. He will find that easy, get a bit mad and figure, "Ok..he got me what a .". The real beauty i think is the fact that i hid raw meat in strategic places in his room, including hiding an open can of tuna between his matress and box spring. I put shrimp in all of his winter jackets(It is summer and it is way too hot to wear them so it should be awhile before he finds those.) Raw chicken in the tower of his computer (screwed back tight) and under his furniture. I finished the whole with some raw beef in his couch.
Here we come canada lol.
My friend still lives here, and he is gonna update me as he finds surprises lol.
/random had to tell someone because keeping this hidden is too much for me post. |
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| Capitalizt |
| You forgot to clean the toilet bowl with his toothbrush? |
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| elFreak |
| that would be uncivil. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
I just did the most retarded thing i ever did in my life. I am going home for a few months, and one of my room mates (just a big whiny douche who made life in the place unbearable) got a little surprise. I was originally planning to take a on his floor, but realizing that i am almost 30, i thought it to be too immature and easy. So i went to the fridge...
I made a big "diversion" mess by putting 3 day old leftover pasta (with sauce) under his pillow. He will find that easy, get a bit mad and figure, "Ok..he got me what a .". The real beauty i think is the fact that i hid raw meat in strategic places in his room, including hiding an open can of tuna between his matress and box spring. I put shrimp in all of his winter jackets(It is summer and it is way too hot to wear them so it should be awhile before he finds those.) Raw chicken in the tower of his computer (screwed back tight) and under his furniture. I finished the whole with some raw beef in his couch.
Here we come canada lol.
My friend still lives here, and he is gonna update me as he finds surprises lol.
/random had to tell someone because keeping this hidden is too much for me post. |
:wtf: LMFAO! |
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| elFreak |
i still feel like taking a in his room.
i have 15 minutes before i have to leave and i ate an enchilada for lunch...there is always hope.
overkill? |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i still feel like taking a in his room.
i have 15 minutes before i have to leave and i ate an enchilada for lunch...there is always hope.
overkill? |
nah |
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| elFreak |
| i figure if i do it anywhere it will be on his computer chair so he can possibly sit on it. i dont have to gooooooooo....damn:( |
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| Ania_xox |
If you every did anything like this to me, I would pluck out every one of your nose hairs individually with a pair of plyers, then I would super glue them to your dick and make you suck them off (remove one or two of your ribs if necessary) and if your tongue got stuck to your dick on account of the super glue, I would leave you there in the fetal position like the head that you are, but not before I took at least 7 pictures and made you tell me that you love me.
xoxoxoxo |
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| elFreak |
| you would never do that to me because i don't associate with livestock. |
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| nchs09 |
| not very nice.. are you leaving forever? |
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| Ania_xox |
but i thought you had a great relationship with your mother?
my apologies
i forgot you prefer canola oil and explosive diarrhea in your mouth |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
you would never do that to me because i don't associate with livestock. |
livestock haha |
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