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| idoru |
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| adi_hanson |
mmmmm.... could it clean up my very veratious masterbatery habit?*
as advertised of youporn.com
*gosh thats wrong |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
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| Rose |
| I see that commercial every night. He looks like a crackhead. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. .
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO! |
wow this has to be the funniest post i have read this year... i literally am crying.
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| jupiterone |
| im crying :stongue: |
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| Mr. Pink |
| the hilarity kadamony :haha: |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
My girlfriend and I were just talking about this last night...I sooooooooooo want a shamwow :stongue: :stongue: |
I do too but I also looove infomercials.
If I had money to waste I'd buy things just for the fuk of it.
But after reading reviews they always get me so down :(
I had hope in you SHAMWOW:mad: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. .
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO! |
HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A ING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. . WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A ING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT ING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. . BUY MY NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 ING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. ING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR ING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK.
CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. . |
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| bas |
| Are you saying that SHAMWOW is a sham? SHAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A ING GOPHER. THATS RIGHT, A GODDAMN GOPHER. . WHATS IT FOR? EVERYTHING, THATS WHAT. USE IT TO INTO A BLANKET, TOSS IT OUT YOUR WINDOW, THEN USE IT TO CLEAN UP THE YOU JUST THREW OUT YOUR WINDOW YOU DICKLIP.
IN A FEW MOMENTS, THERE WILL BE A ING PHONENUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. IF YOU DON'T CALL THAT ING NUMBER, SO HELP ME GOD I WILL RIP THE TESTICALS OFF YOU AND TAPE THEM ONTO YOUR TAINT TO REMIND YOU HOW MUCH OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. . BUY MY NOW AND I'LL THROW IN 5 ING CUBIC TONS OF ORANGE-GLO. THATS RIGHT. ING GLO OF THE ORANGE. ITS SO ORANGE THAT IT WILL PEEL YOUR ING FORESKIN OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, THEN REGROW ON YOUR LIMP DICK.
CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL 'EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. . |
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| LeopoldStotch |
| i think the Shamwow really does work, hopefully if it is the same as something i used years ago. Someone gave me these industrial towels for commercial cleaners, and that stuff worked. It cleaned practically anything. |
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