Originally posted by Banora
So I was thinking about the Shamwow claims...
They say it can hold up to 21 times its weight in water...yet its machine washable. Wouldn't it just soak up most of the water in the machine and your clothes wouldn't probably soak?
you shouldn't think about shamwow.
it absorbs your thoughts.
nchs09
hahahahhahaahh just saw this while watching the news on cnn en espanol.
EL SHAMWOW (spanish version) :P
horrible.
factory81
Has anyone seen this shamwow setup at a local mall?
miamitranceman
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Originally posted by nchs09
hahahahhahaahh just saw this while watching the news on cnn en espanol.
EL SHAMWOW (spanish version) :P
horrible.
Dear god that's hilarious.
LoveHate
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Originally posted by wotyzoid
lol at one of the comments
"ROFL, hes not even Jamaican its German or something. Of course hes not a Jamaican genious, look at his hands. "
Audious
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Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. .
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
Trancealot
Did anyone get to watch Conan late night show last night?(jan 20th) For some odd reason in one of his sketches near the beginning of the show he promoted the shamwow as a book. This is all I could remember if anyone else noticed it. :wtf:
denys envy
still not as annoying as HeadOn.
Frenchie
YES! We have the set ups in a mall here. :stongue:
SHAMWOW apply directly to the mess.lol
Frenchie
Shamwow spam.
Rose
Looked him up on wiki
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Vince Offer is a writer, director, and comedian. Vince is also a spokesman for ShamWow! absorbent towels and the SlapChop food chopper.
In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate." He added that Offer "makes the common mistake of equating the recognition of comic potential for comedy itself. For the successful, talent bridges the gap, but here it is absent."[1] DVDs of the film were marketed via television infomercial.
The film also generated several lawsuits. Offer filed a copyright-infringement suit against Peter and Bobby Farrelly and Twentieth Century Fox, claiming that 14 scenes in There's Something About Mary were taken from his own film. The Farrelly brothers responded, "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney."[2] In addition, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for breach of contract, alleging that Smith had agreed to appear in Underground Comedy Movie but backed out, claiming it would hurt her career.[3]
In 2004, Offer, an ex-Scientologist, sued the Church of Scientology, alleging it had declared him a criminal and had urged its members to "write false and malicious reports against him." Offer claimed that the church's action against him caused him to lose a successful business, as many of his employees were Scientologists who quit upon learning of the church's actions. His attorney was Ford Greene.[4]
