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Your Favorite Samuel L Jackson Quotes (pg. 2)
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| love_child |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
"Pffft, pffft. Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot in' masta."
This is also an awesome techno tune... MacMark - Foot Massage (Foot in Master mix) |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same in' thing.
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother******. Say what one more goddamn time. |
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| iant56 |
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same in' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean .
edit: im to damn slow |
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| chico |
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee |
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| chinamon |
his best quotes are all from pulp fiction.
that is all i have to say in this thread. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by chinamon
his best quotes are all from pulp fiction.
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| iant56 |
now now now lets not forget about Jackie Brown
Ordell Robbie: You know man, I hate be the kind of N***** that do a N***** a favor and then Bam! hit the N***** up for a favor in return, but I gots to be that kinda N*****. |
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| VERTiG0 |
I'm not entirely sure what word is being used there, which in turn lowers the effectiveness of the quote.
Please advise. Thanks in advance. |
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| iant56 |
and
Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfu*ker in the room, accept no substitutes. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'm not entirely sure what word is being used there, which in turn lowers the effectiveness of the quote.
Please advise. Thanks in advance. |
"nugget" |
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| iant56 |
| my mom would if she saw me write such a thing... |
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| smuncky |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
I'm not entirely sure what word is being used there, which in turn lowers the effectiveness of the quote.
Please advise. Thanks in advance. |
nagger |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by iant56
my mom would if she saw me write such a thing... |
Not only that, but I would slap you! And so would someone else who is sitting in your room with a machine gun! |
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