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How do you turn a New Zealander into an Australian?
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dj_alfi
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Man Claims to Speak 'Australian' After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.



Source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html

tubularbills
:stongue: :stongue: in kiwis
DigitalPhoenix
...Florida is off the hook on this one! :stongue:
Sushipunk
:wtf: ing Kiwis indeed.
Fledz
Oooooooooooooooooooooold
LoveHate
:eek:
denys envy
"Emergency services how may I help you?"

"I've got a wombat in me bum and now speak Aussie!"
Krypton
It happens.

d_bag
South Islanders lol
iammesol
I'm sure he enjoyed it.

elFreak
niggers
CleverName
I used to bulls-eye wombats in my T16 back home, I can't believe he actually got raped by one.
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