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Jesus christ. jerking off + being sick is a bad idea.
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| r5a |
Learned the hard way. I decided since I was bored I would jerk off to teens in erotic positions in their underwear.
Let's not do that again, my dick looks like it just was gobbled up by a a green swamp monster. In the midst of my session before I climaxed I sneezed and drooled all over my penis making it covered in boogers and saliva. Awesome times.
And on top of that I feel lightheaded as a kangaroo and want to puke.
I am going to have a shower and wallow in self-pity and probably kill myself.
And for those who didn't appreciate my story, I present to you...
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| StanVoid |
| shoulda used skype. |
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| denys envy |
| i almost missed the period after jesus christ and was actually interested in the thread. |
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| RJT |
| Thread of the year. :stongue: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Why do people want to inform the entire world about things like this?
Public humiliation gets you off? |
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| lücid |
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| Project-K |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
And for those who didn't appreciate my story, I present to you...
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I was about to mention that this thread is and ask for a refund, but I deem this substitute satisfactory. |
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| Ted Promo |
| use wiper fluid to clean up the evidence |
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| jayxthekoolest |
At least it wasn't blood...
...period blood. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by jayxthekoolest
At least it wasn't blood...
...period blood. |
I find it redeeming how conveniently-placed this post was. |
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| jayxthekoolest |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
I find it redeeming how conveniently-placed this post was. |
I really need as much help as I can possibly get. |
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| Ted Promo |
| quote: | Originally posted by jayxthekoolest
I really need as much help as I can possibly get. |
r5a's about as good a counselor as you'll ever find. |
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