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FAO: Jenny Pie - farting is battery
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| Zoso |
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction. |
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| Frenchie |
| I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff. |
That could be next. Stay tuned! |
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| sweds00 |
thats gay
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| Neon Sky |
| quote: | | What! No concealed weapons charge! He clearly had one in the chamber |
:stongue: |
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| nchs09 |
| Wtf... what a ing waste of space that police officer is. |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff. |
+1
I LOL'd. |
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I thought this was going to be about farts acting as a battery to power stuff. |
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| Ygrene |
| I bet it was the cop who let the fart. If I was the suspect, I would sue on the grounds of "He who smelt it dealt it". |
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| Gen3r4l1ty |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I bet it was the cop who let the fart. If I was the suspect, I would sue on the grounds of "He who smelt it dealt it". |
Could be circumvented with the "He who made the rhyme, did the crime" defense; but I'm guessing that would just end in mistrial. |
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| RJT |
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